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Posted on 10/4/11 at 10:16 pm to Ralph_Wiggum
I almost fricked Mizzou tonight, then.
Very close.
Very close.
Posted on 10/4/11 at 10:33 pm to tigerlaw
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No. Missouri is a hot chick. Is Missouri a supermodel? No...but still pretty damn hot.
Mizzou is an OT 6
Posted on 10/4/11 at 10:41 pm to athletemed
We don't give a shite, we're not trying to frick. We just want to hang out and drink with the guys.
Posted on 10/4/11 at 11:02 pm to MizzouTiger4Life
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Why is that? Just curious
It's not that I don't have respect for WVU's football program; historically they're in the top 20-25% of all programs which isn't bad. However, I don't like the addition of WVU for two reasons: (1) I don't think it brings much to the SEC in terms of leverage when we try to renegotiate our TV contract, and I certainly do not think it brings the roughly $20m/year of value to the TV contract that it needs to prevent the SEC having to subsidize its TV share. (2) I think the SEC is pretty well closed off from expanding east, but there are still some prize schools in the west that we can add.
West Virginia is a small state population wise and WVU, at ~30,000, is a relatively small school (about the same size as Alabama). To me, this means (1) a small alumni base and (2) a small base of sidewalk fans. Now, while WVU has had sustained on-the-field success throughout its existence, it has never been able to follow through and put together a national championship caliber season that would have helped it to grow its fan base significantly beyond the borders of its own state. With all this in mind, I just don't see WVU bringing in enough value to allow the SEC to recoup its share of the TV revenue without eating into the distribution to current SEC schools. I will admit, that I haven't sat in on any conversations between Slive and ESPN, so if he's hearing differently, then more power to WVU. But I just don't see it.
I think the SEC needs to look west if it just *has* to expand. With the ACC closing its ranks and expanding (and with the Big East having no one of value to the SEC), I do not see the SEC being able to either pick schools from within its geographic footprint (which the SEC is apparently against for TV revenue reasons) or from the NC/VA area to bolster its ranks. I'd love to add UNC/Duke or VATech/UVA, but that is simply not going to happen. With that in mind, if we have to continue to expand to 16, I say why not keep raiding the Big 12, and my favorite additions would be OU/OSU or KU/KSU. Obviously OSU and KSU are not ideal schools, but I think if we were to land either OU or KU, then their "little brothers" would have to come along for the ride, too. Landing Oklahoma would, obviously, be a slam dunk, but I think they're too attached to Texas' teat to pry loose. That leaves Kansas. While Wichita is no New York in terms of media market, Kansas has about 1m more people than West Virginia. Furthermore, while KU's football program has historically been a .500 program, their basketball program would be a real gem to land. Even though football is the moneymaker when it comes to TV contracts, can you imagine a conference that boasts both Kansas and Kentucky?
Would the SEC have to subsidize the TV revenue payouts to KU/KSU? Absolutely. But I think the value added to the league with Kansas' basketball program would at least partially off-set that. Now, to tie this in to why I would prefer Mizzou over WVU, I have to say that I think a 16 team conference would be better suited under the "pod" system with 4 pods of 4 teams, and adding Mizzou would allow the the SEC to have a pretty natural pod of Arkansas/Mizzou/KU/KSU, or, perhaps, TAMU/Mizzou/KU/KSU.
Posted on 10/4/11 at 11:02 pm to cyde
Mizzou is the new hot cool chick that isn't afraid to get down and dirty. She can drink beers with the best of em and isn't a tease about it.
Personally I like Mizzou, I think they would fit in well. They girls look good, their fanbase look passionate they are a very good ball club and almost went undefeated a few years ago I believe.
The only think that I have reservation about with Mizzou is the fact that they wanted the big 10 first and the SEC second. It seems like they settle and so I am not sure on their loyalty.
Personally I like Mizzou, I think they would fit in well. They girls look good, their fanbase look passionate they are a very good ball club and almost went undefeated a few years ago I believe.
The only think that I have reservation about with Mizzou is the fact that they wanted the big 10 first and the SEC second. It seems like they settle and so I am not sure on their loyalty.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 12:14 am to Ralph_Wiggum
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Is Mizzou the fat chick at the bar when you're desperate and drunk?
No that would be TCU, BYU, SMU, and Louisville. The Longhorn 8 will be banging those broads.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 12:30 am to cyde
we're all guilty of the fat chick syndrome. all of us.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 12:31 am to elpechis
Is that what they call the A&M student experience?
Posted on 10/5/11 at 7:39 am to Cash
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West Virginia brings nothing that Mizzou can't and Mizzou brings more.
tv markets yes, as far as which has better football and basketball programs its wvu
Posted on 10/5/11 at 9:03 am to Ralph_Wiggum
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I think so. Mizzou is the fat chick at the bar at about 1:30am when you're desperate at Sports or the Tiger or whatever Tigerland Bar you have now. You know you're drunk and you're buddies have hooked up or have girlfriends and you're in a slump and you've had enough beer in you that the fat chick looks good enough.
You know the fat chick with the pretty face.
I think the SEC is being desperate and would be better off waiting for the next day when you can possibly pick up a hotter chick.
No, WVU is that chick, Missouri is her less fat, less ugly friend, who isn't sure if she's going to dump her a-hole boyfriend or not. She's worth a try, but not a sure thing like her very eager friend.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:30 am to chief420
WVU is the fat chick with the cute face that everyone knows after a lil time in the gym wouldn't be bad looking at all with huge tits. Yet she was fat once and had low self esteem so she is willing to do what ever in bed and still will after loosing weight
Mizzou is her more in shape friend but with the ok face but thinks she is hotter than what she really is. So she thinks she is above getting freaky in bed and only likes it missionary
Mizzou is her more in shape friend but with the ok face but thinks she is hotter than what she really is. So she thinks she is above getting freaky in bed and only likes it missionary
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:43 am to Ralph_Wiggum
so you are saying the SEC is not good enough to pick up the hot chick tonight when it's budies are hooking up? great analogy man. i get that you don't think much of mizzou but have you really checked them out? whos better? (and available). it's possible that you should see the positive side of fat chicks (depends on how fat, of course). i think i will leave it up to your imagination from here.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 10:55 am to Ralph_Wiggum
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Mizzou is the fat chick at the bar at about 1:30am
I consider Missouri more an OT 6.5. You'd like to do better, but with some makeup, you would not be embarassed to have her walk past your roomates in the morning.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 11:47 am to Ralph_Wiggum
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Mizzou is the fat chick at the bar at about 1:30am when you're desperate
I call that a slump buster
Posted on 10/5/11 at 11:48 am to Random LSU Hero
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I call that a slump buster
Posted on 10/5/11 at 1:08 pm to Ralph_Wiggum
Not according to this...Iowa State is.
Texas is the hottest, richest chick around. She can have anybody she wants. If you land Texas, all of your dreams come true. What you don’t realize is that at the end of the day, you are going to be sitting outside of the dressing room at Nordstrom’s with your thumb up your arse holding her purse while she tries on a bunch of really expensive ****. If you can live with her wearing the pants in the family, then fine. But you’d better learn to like working for her daddy and having her tell you what to wear when you go to the club for dinner on Sunday nights.
OU is a hot chick with big fake tits who spends lots of time in the gym, but she’s a huge *****. The bad news is that OU will cheat on you. The good news is that OU doesn’t care if you cheat on her. It’s all fun and games until someone doesn’t practice safe sex or your neighbors are snickering at you behind your back because your girl got double teamed by a couple of conventioneers at the Anatole the week of the Cottonbowl.
A&M is somewhat good looking and intelligent, but completely bat **** crazy. You can’t tell if A&M is bipolar or just having really bad PMS. But either way, she is going to say and do a whole bunch of **** that is just going to leave you scratching your head or ducking for cover. A&M also has two really huge problems: 1) A&M thinks she is much hotter and much smarter than she really is; and 2) She’s got all sorts of issues with Texas. Both of those feed into her mania. You don’t know what you are getting with this nut job, but it wouldn’t surprise you if she cut off all of her hair and joined the SEC, and then 10 minutes later realized how bad she ****ed up and came back to you in hysterics.
Colorado is the hippy chick who spends all day on Pearl Street dropping empty gas tank lines on the tourists until her father comes to pick her up in his Benz on the way home from his law practice. Colorado is desirable as long as you can duck batteries, put up with poor hygiene and don’t mind the smell of patchouli.
Tech is cute but has poor self esteem. If you pay any attention to her whatsoever, she will love you forever. She’s the type who gives you a smoker on the way to dinner and would be just as content to be your **** buddy. The worse you treat Tech, the more she loves you.
Oklahoma State is a less attractive and ****tier version of OU. She might look pretty good if you’ve had a few drinks, and she’ll let you do anything you want to her in bed. You also might think that she’s rich, but then you find out that all of her credit cards are maxed out and she can’t afford the car she’s driving.
Baylor is overweight, homely and manipulative, and is always sticking her nose into your business where it doesn’t belong. Baylor will try every trick in the world to land the right guy. Baylor will lie, cheat, steal, backstab, blackmail, etc… and then justify it all by going to church on Sunday and asking Jesus for forgiveness. The worst part about Baylor is that she won’t give it up, but will try to cockblock you every chance that she gets.
Nebraska is a cougar who has lost her fastball and is jealous of the other hotter chicks (i.e., Texas). She just spent $2500 on botox and lip injections, and she now looks like the joker when she smiles. It’s sad to see such a former hottie act so desperately and what’s worse, she can’t decide whether she should try to hook up with an aging sugar daddy or go have a series of one-nighters with the drunk twenty-somethings she picks up at Midnight Rodeo.
Kansas is your classic butterface. Great body, but she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. At the end of the day, the bad grill outweighs the nice tight arse, because you never want to take her out in public. The last thing you want is to wake up the next morning and have Kansas staring you in the face.
Missouri is cute, but not hot. She’s a nice girl and has a great personality, but needs to drop about 15 lbs. You can see how she could be more attractive, but she’s not ever going to be very sexy, no matter what she does. Missouri is the girl you feel guilty cheating on, but you do it anyway.
Kansas State is overweight and stupid. A few years ago when she lost a ton of weight and looked pretty good, you hooked up with her. Now, you look back and can’t even imagine that it is the same human being. You ignore her Facebook friend request and pretend you don’t recognize or remember her when you run into her in public.
Iowa State is the drunken fat chick at the end of the bar that is just happy to be out of the house. The other girls are nice to Iowa State, mostly because they all look better standing next to her. Iowa State is the type who gets stuck with the huge bar tab at the end of the night and goes home alone unless some really wasted chubby chaser ends up tagging her.
Texas is the hottest, richest chick around. She can have anybody she wants. If you land Texas, all of your dreams come true. What you don’t realize is that at the end of the day, you are going to be sitting outside of the dressing room at Nordstrom’s with your thumb up your arse holding her purse while she tries on a bunch of really expensive ****. If you can live with her wearing the pants in the family, then fine. But you’d better learn to like working for her daddy and having her tell you what to wear when you go to the club for dinner on Sunday nights.
OU is a hot chick with big fake tits who spends lots of time in the gym, but she’s a huge *****. The bad news is that OU will cheat on you. The good news is that OU doesn’t care if you cheat on her. It’s all fun and games until someone doesn’t practice safe sex or your neighbors are snickering at you behind your back because your girl got double teamed by a couple of conventioneers at the Anatole the week of the Cottonbowl.
A&M is somewhat good looking and intelligent, but completely bat **** crazy. You can’t tell if A&M is bipolar or just having really bad PMS. But either way, she is going to say and do a whole bunch of **** that is just going to leave you scratching your head or ducking for cover. A&M also has two really huge problems: 1) A&M thinks she is much hotter and much smarter than she really is; and 2) She’s got all sorts of issues with Texas. Both of those feed into her mania. You don’t know what you are getting with this nut job, but it wouldn’t surprise you if she cut off all of her hair and joined the SEC, and then 10 minutes later realized how bad she ****ed up and came back to you in hysterics.
Colorado is the hippy chick who spends all day on Pearl Street dropping empty gas tank lines on the tourists until her father comes to pick her up in his Benz on the way home from his law practice. Colorado is desirable as long as you can duck batteries, put up with poor hygiene and don’t mind the smell of patchouli.
Tech is cute but has poor self esteem. If you pay any attention to her whatsoever, she will love you forever. She’s the type who gives you a smoker on the way to dinner and would be just as content to be your **** buddy. The worse you treat Tech, the more she loves you.
Oklahoma State is a less attractive and ****tier version of OU. She might look pretty good if you’ve had a few drinks, and she’ll let you do anything you want to her in bed. You also might think that she’s rich, but then you find out that all of her credit cards are maxed out and she can’t afford the car she’s driving.
Baylor is overweight, homely and manipulative, and is always sticking her nose into your business where it doesn’t belong. Baylor will try every trick in the world to land the right guy. Baylor will lie, cheat, steal, backstab, blackmail, etc… and then justify it all by going to church on Sunday and asking Jesus for forgiveness. The worst part about Baylor is that she won’t give it up, but will try to cockblock you every chance that she gets.
Nebraska is a cougar who has lost her fastball and is jealous of the other hotter chicks (i.e., Texas). She just spent $2500 on botox and lip injections, and she now looks like the joker when she smiles. It’s sad to see such a former hottie act so desperately and what’s worse, she can’t decide whether she should try to hook up with an aging sugar daddy or go have a series of one-nighters with the drunk twenty-somethings she picks up at Midnight Rodeo.
Kansas is your classic butterface. Great body, but she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. At the end of the day, the bad grill outweighs the nice tight arse, because you never want to take her out in public. The last thing you want is to wake up the next morning and have Kansas staring you in the face.
Missouri is cute, but not hot. She’s a nice girl and has a great personality, but needs to drop about 15 lbs. You can see how she could be more attractive, but she’s not ever going to be very sexy, no matter what she does. Missouri is the girl you feel guilty cheating on, but you do it anyway.
Kansas State is overweight and stupid. A few years ago when she lost a ton of weight and looked pretty good, you hooked up with her. Now, you look back and can’t even imagine that it is the same human being. You ignore her Facebook friend request and pretend you don’t recognize or remember her when you run into her in public.
Iowa State is the drunken fat chick at the end of the bar that is just happy to be out of the house. The other girls are nice to Iowa State, mostly because they all look better standing next to her. Iowa State is the type who gets stuck with the huge bar tab at the end of the night and goes home alone unless some really wasted chubby chaser ends up tagging her.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 1:26 pm to TexTgrTed
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Baylor is overweight, homely and manipulative, and is always sticking her nose into your business where it doesn’t belong. Baylor will try every trick in the world to land the right guy. Baylor will lie, cheat, steal, backstab, blackmail, etc… and then justify it all by going to church on Sunday and asking Jesus for forgiveness. The worst part about Baylor is that she won’t give it up, but will try to cockblock you every chance that she gets.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 1:35 pm to Ralph_Wiggum
Mizzou is the friendly, well-dressed dude who sits down next to you at the bar, but you can't help noticing him looking you up and down from the corner of your eye every time you take a damn drink.
Posted on 10/5/11 at 1:43 pm to LSU GrandDad
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so you are saying the SEC is not good enough to pick up the hot chick tonight when it's budies are hooking up?
Pfft, the SEC already has a gaggle of supermodels laying in the bed. They just want the SEC to bring more flesh to the orgy.
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