Tuesday mornin points to ponder.......

It has been a long time since the ole' Goldfinger stured up the BR football world....here we go. Oh how things have changed... The lunch bunch at Ctown has been broken up and the two remaing members have lost enough weight that Mike G has inducted them into the club and now they all have a secret, leaving Double D the heaviest of the bunch...so heavy that Eagle wouldn't soar with a jet engine crammed up his rear. With Double D heading to eagle land to join forces with long time AD Hardgroder the staff at Live Oak has put on at least 20 lbs each to help him look a little slimmer on the sidelines. Squid has recently opened a yoga studio and is 3 inches away from accomplishing every mans dream and is scheduled to have his lower 2 ribs removed in December. (He may never leave the house) Former CTown AD Watts now Principal in Brancoland has reached the Goldfinger Hall of Fame and is now on the unmentionable list and cannot be spoken of further due to his position. He will be receiving two trophies to display in his office not only because he is the first member but will be the only one who can put the trophies on opposite sides of the room and view them at the same time..