The REAL scoop

Just got off the phone with a source that, I assure you, trumps any source any of you have quoted. I have been reluctant to call him because I figured several others have. THIS IS NO JOKE! He did not give me any earth-shattering news, but he did clear up some falsehoods that have been spread on this board.
1) No one at LSU knows if Miles is leaving. (In other words, no "done deal")
2) LSU will make every effort to keep Miles, but most BOS members believe he will accept if UM offers.
3) Saban will NEVER get enough votes to be offered the job. At best, he would get 50%. My source is CERTAIN of this.
4) There have been NO negotiations with other coaches or their agents. Claims to the contrary are just BS.
5) It is true that Lombardi and Spurrier are friends, but there is no broad-based desire for LSU to hire him. In fact, there is a concern with his age, just as there is by many posters here. My source did not say he doesn't have a chance, just that he is not being pushed.
6) Much to my suprise, the source said there are some decision-makers who are "intrigued" with the possibility of hiring Tubby. No joke.
7) No word on Pelini, but he thinks someone will hire him as a HC, even if Nebraska does not.
Again I am NOT JOKING about this, although in the past I have made fun of those who claim to have "sources," most of whom are full of crap.