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The Razorback Foundation called an unscheduled meeting this evening
Posted on 11/27/12 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 11/27/12 at 12:27 pm
does Long have his man or need more cash?
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Posted on 11/27/12 at 12:33 pm to Latarian
University campaign to change the common name spelling from "Peterson" to "Petersen"
Posted on 11/27/12 at 12:35 pm to Latarian
Negotiations broke down as Long was told that it didn't feel like they were working as a team. The negotiations were going to be shut down. The only way the negotiations would be reopened would be if Long would go up to the Bronx and get some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
Posted on 11/27/12 at 12:40 pm to DaleDenton
DaleDenton out...
Posted on 11/27/12 at 12:48 pm to Cincinnati Bowtie
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DaleDenton out...
This guy gets it.
Posted on 11/27/12 at 12:57 pm to DaleDenton
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Negotiations broke down as Long was told that it didn't feel like they were working as a team. The negotiations were going to be shut down. The only way the negotiations would be reopened would be if Long would go up to the Bronx and get some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
If Jeff Long had it his way, he'd never work. He'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fricking day. Then he'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then he'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to him. Then he'd paint, and read, and play violin. He'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that he likes to sing. But he don't got that kinda time.
Posted on 11/27/12 at 12:59 pm to prostyleoffensetime
Sounds like a good life.
Posted on 11/27/12 at 1:31 pm to prostyleoffensetime
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If every guy in the universe had it his way
FTFY
Posted on 11/27/12 at 1:31 pm to DaleDenton
Here's what I can confirm about the Cambodian immigrant breast milk situation. My source is about as good as it gets and has never steered me wrong before. Still, the situation is fluid, and changing by the minute.
I'm told that we have someone at Wal-Mart who is confident they can source it for us via a sex-trafficking ring that uses their Chinese and SEA distribution centers for cover.
If that doesn't pan out, Tyson foods has a fallback supply chain based in Laos via Australia, and can get it from the pregnant wife one of their primary Pacific Ring spice vendors's nephews.
Either way, rest assured, we will get more than enough Cambodian immigrant breast milk. Cambodian immigrant breast milk is a non-issue at this point. Mark it down.
I know for a FACT that JB Hunt is providing the logistics stateside.
Lindsey suggested we substitute Marshallese immigrant breast milk, but that was shot down before it even came up for a vote with the BOT.
Take all of that FWIW.
I'm told that we have someone at Wal-Mart who is confident they can source it for us via a sex-trafficking ring that uses their Chinese and SEA distribution centers for cover.
If that doesn't pan out, Tyson foods has a fallback supply chain based in Laos via Australia, and can get it from the pregnant wife one of their primary Pacific Ring spice vendors's nephews.
Either way, rest assured, we will get more than enough Cambodian immigrant breast milk. Cambodian immigrant breast milk is a non-issue at this point. Mark it down.
I know for a FACT that JB Hunt is providing the logistics stateside.
Lindsey suggested we substitute Marshallese immigrant breast milk, but that was shot down before it even came up for a vote with the BOT.
Take all of that FWIW.
Posted on 11/27/12 at 1:33 pm to Numberwang
You just WTF'd all over this one.
Posted on 11/27/12 at 3:48 pm to ocelot4ark
How I felt after reading this thread.
Posted on 11/27/12 at 3:55 pm to MisterDoctorMister
they needed to meet to find enough money to buy out Les Miles' LSU contract...
slackhouse out
slackhouse out
Posted on 11/27/12 at 3:59 pm to hashtag
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they needed to meet to find enough money to buy out Les Miles' LSU contract...
slackhouse out
This guy. This guy slackhouse. I like this guy slackhouse.
Wait, are we not doing Gruden anymore?
Posted on 11/27/12 at 4:04 pm to Numberwang
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Still, the situation is fluid
ISWYDT
Posted on 11/27/12 at 4:26 pm to Numberwang
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Here's what I can confirm about the Cambodian immigrant breast milk situation. My source is about as good as it gets and has never steered me wrong before. Still, the situation is fluid, and changing by the minute. I'm told that we have someone at Wal-Mart who is confident they can source it for us via a sex-trafficking ring that uses their Chinese and SEA distribution centers for cover. If that doesn't pan out, Tyson foods has a fallback supply chain based in Laos via Australia, and can get it from the pregnant wife one of their primary Pacific Ring spice vendors's nephews. Either way, rest assured, we will get more than enough Cambodian immigrant breast milk. Cambodian immigrant breast milk is a non-issue at this point. Mark it down. I know for a FACT that JB Hunt is providing the logistics stateside. Lindsey suggested we substitute Marshallese immigrant breast milk, but that was shot down before it even came up for a vote with the BOT. Take all of that FWIW.
I understood every word of that, and it is all 100% plausible.
Posted on 11/27/12 at 4:28 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
lulz at hogville being down
Posted on 11/27/12 at 4:39 pm to Latarian
quote:
does Long have his man or need more cash?
Les Miles 5 years for $27 Million
Posted on 11/27/12 at 4:41 pm to Weaver
Miles to Arky
Chizik to LSU
Dooley to Auburn
Chizik to LSU
Dooley to Auburn
Posted on 11/27/12 at 4:42 pm to CaptSpaulding
Miles to Arky
Saban to LSU
Petrino to Auburn
fixed it for ya
Saban to LSU
Petrino to Auburn
fixed it for ya
Posted on 11/27/12 at 4:43 pm to CaptSpaulding
Miles to Arky
Saban to LSU
Fisher to Alabama
Stoops to Florida State
Brown to Oklahoma
Patterson to Texas
Chizik to TCU
Tuberville to Auburn
Saban to LSU
Fisher to Alabama
Stoops to Florida State
Brown to Oklahoma
Patterson to Texas
Chizik to TCU
Tuberville to Auburn
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