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re: So, LSU just married the stripper

Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:18 pm to
Posted by HoumaTigerFan
Member since Jan 2008
5616 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:18 pm to
This “stripper” has the best offensive mind in College football. This “stripper” would be a Tier 1 club VIP visitor. LSU got the best looking available one who hasn’t aged out.
Posted by stopitnow1
Florida
Member since Mar 2013
1994 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:19 pm to
Why weren't you guys talking about this when he went to old piss? LSU is a better job. Point blank period.
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23320 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:19 pm to
Once again y’all’s relationships with women are seriously fricked up
Posted by TigerFreddy
Member since Dec 2007
318 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:22 pm to
The fact you probably took about 2 hours to think and type this means you’re just pissed you don’t have him. Cry harder , boo. Good luck.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
16282 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:23 pm to
The analogy doesn't translate to football. There's no milk for free, so you have to buy the cow. There also aren't any marriages for life. You hope for a decade at the very most.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41218 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

second tier strip club.


Nah, tier 1 club baw. Get your fan fiction straight
Posted by JMMarine
Rayne La
Member since Apr 2023
142 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:24 pm to
You’re a fkn disgrace to my Marine Corps boot . Choke yourself now !!!!!
Posted by TheePalmetto
Member since Aug 2025
1280 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:24 pm to
There is no way this ends well for Kiffin nor LSU but will provide endless entertainment for the rest of us. Watch Ole Miss make a great hire and wind up with more success over the next 4-5 years than LSU has. Hell they’be been by far the better program since 2020.
Posted by paulb52
Member since Dec 2019
7218 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:25 pm to
Get back on your meds.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
25988 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:25 pm to
Yep, and your boring arse housewife of a coach is navigating the decline of your program as we are sniffing cocaine out of our stripper wife’s a-hole.

We are gonna be so intolerable until this blows up in fantastic fashion, lol.
Posted by PortCityTiger82
Shreveport, LA
Member since Nov 2010
6977 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:28 pm to
I just want you to remember…. Saban helped make this happen. That’s going to make it sooooo much sweeter
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 12:28 pm
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38814 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Kiffin is home and your dynasty is crumbling.


We're going to the playoffs
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
31146 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:30 pm to
I hate these metaphor posts

LSU hired a football coach that is good at his job.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
46198 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:30 pm to
:cry:

Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
161874 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:31 pm to
Your fan base was wanting to run his arse if he didn’t win last night.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
27975 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:31 pm to
You're clearly not smart enough to make successful analogies. It's Kiffin that left Ole Miss. That makes LSU the stripper, dumbass.
Posted by FireawayLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2023
1707 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:32 pm to
Bama and Ole Oiss melting on the same Sunday…..it’s truly the lords day
Posted by OGTiger
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2005
2558 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:32 pm to
You spend way too much time with ChatGpt. Get a life.
Posted by JMMarine
Rayne La
Member since Apr 2023
142 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:33 pm to
Buddy you should worry about your perpetual limp cocks before throwing any shade !!
Posted by FutureRATeammember
Member since Jan 2015
4222 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:33 pm to
I heart strippers!
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