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re: So, LSU just married the stripper

Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:57 am to
Posted by porge7106
Member since Dec 2021
450 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:57 am to
Jealous GUMP!!!!
Posted by Boyntonbeach Tiger
South Florida
Member since May 2015
1011 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:57 am to
Oh strippers, you mean like Bama coach Mike Price?
Posted by MasonTiger
Mason, Ohio
Member since Jan 2005
18412 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:58 am to
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Holy shite son. You took two hours out of your Sunday morning to type up a got damn essay about another school’s coach?
He’s discretely telling us his story.
Posted by mikertheTIGER
houston
Member since Jan 2010
590 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:58 am to
You wld take him as a coach right now!!! Dont kid urself.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7966 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:58 am to
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SoFla Tideroller


Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
8133 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:59 am to
Yea and when the ugly guy gets the stripper, all the other baws are jealous because they ain't getting laid.
Posted by Sarge
whodatmofo
Member since Dec 2008
14155 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 11:59 am to
Who is this clown?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38814 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:00 pm to
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Bama is taking this strangely hard.


Are you kidding? This is my dream scenario. There is no coach or fanbase more ill-suited for one another than LSU and Lane. The derailment is going to be prime entertainment.
Posted by JRook
South Florida
Member since Jul 2020
186 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:00 pm to
Thought we got a hoe instead of a stripper
Posted by TigerNE
Everett, MA
Member since Jul 2013
1187 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:00 pm to
Come on, 'fess up: Are you "the guy" you speak in such incredible detail about?
Posted by MirrOlure
The Bayou
Member since Jul 2010
844 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:01 pm to
Reply to SoFla Tideroller

Yep , before you did Cooter
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
41770 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:01 pm to
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Are you kidding? This is my dream scenario. There is no coach or fanbase more ill-suited for one another than LSU and Lane. The derailment is going to be prime entertainment.


To be fair for a fanbase that doesn't care at all; you broke dicks are sure spending your entire Sunday on an LSU website explaining to everyone how much you don't care.

Sister busy today?
Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2019
6473 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:01 pm to
Whatever you say bud
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81407 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:02 pm to
Nothing like a 750 word paragraph to say "I'm not worried."
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38814 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:02 pm to
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Oh strippers, you mean like Bama coach Mike Price?


That stripper got shown the door before she could move in or empty the bank account.
Posted by DBG
vermont
Member since May 2004
78409 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:02 pm to
This dude has been melting
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18740 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:02 pm to
Retain Baker. Lane will have is actually fielding an offense. 10-2 is the floor
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
70766 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:02 pm to
A lot of words to say how fricking scared you are
This post was edited on 11/30/25 at 12:03 pm
Posted by TigahTX
Member since Apr 2022
2730 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:03 pm to
Sounds like it to me. Poor bastard gave her his savings and 401k money
Posted by SligoTiger
South of I-10
Member since Jun 2023
193 posts
Posted on 11/30/25 at 12:03 pm to
This is Louisiana. There’s a good possibility that my DAD married a stripper.

Your analogy might work better if it was “So, Louisiana just married the ethics lawyer”
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