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re: Major Applewhite promoted to head coach at South Alabama

Posted on 1/18/24 at 8:45 am to
Posted by ghost2most
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Posted on 1/18/24 at 8:45 am to
When did he get so fat? Dude has a weird arse body shape.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Member since Dec 2006
89493 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 1:08 pm to
He doesn't have a hair on his arse if he doesn't change his name to Colonel Applewhite.

#Facts
Posted by lsusa
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Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 1/18/24 at 2:57 pm to
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He doesn't have a hair on his arse if he doesn't change his name to Colonel Applewhite. #Facts


Heck, why not General!
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
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Member since Nov 2019
10172 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 3:50 pm to
Major Applewhite has come full circle. He was there at the start of Saban at Bama as their OC and now 17 years later he finally gets that coveted head coaching job in the state of Alabama.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89493 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 3:52 pm to
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Heck, why not General!



It's still South Alabama. If he gets to UAB or ULM (ETA: As head coach, of course), frick it, "General Applewhite" it is.
This post was edited on 1/18/24 at 3:53 pm
Posted by Hateradedrink
Member since May 2023
1274 posts
Posted on 1/18/24 at 6:44 pm to
ULM is dog shite. So is UAB outside of the Clark years, tbh.
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