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Ensminger's apparent #1 qualification, above all else

Posted on 1/10/18 at 3:55 pm
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 1/10/18 at 3:55 pm
as pointed out in the Advocate's last two or three articles:

Ensminger is known to sleep in his office, on a mattress, set up on the floor.

This, above all else, seems to impress the hell out of Orgeron to the point that it keeps coming up in the local media stories written about Ensminger's qualifications for the job.

A fricking mattress in his office.
Posted by 225rumpshaker
Texas
Member since Sep 2006
8661 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Ensminger's apparent #1 qualification
He's one of us
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
23287 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 3:56 pm to
I’ll sleep in a mattress in an office for a million large
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79615 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Ensminger's apparent #1 qualification, above all else


His secret special BBQ sauce, which some say has hints of both Delta sweet and North Carolina vinegar.
Posted by StTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
2934 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:00 pm to
It's just because he's old and needs regular naps

How was that not obvious to O and the advocate?
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10261 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:01 pm to
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A fricking mattress in his office.


We're hiring him because he is homeless
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58036 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:02 pm to
Does O not realize that his office mattress is probably an excuse to not go home to his wife?
Posted by Stuckinthe90s
Dallas, TX
Member since Apr 2013
2576 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:12 pm to
Brick Haley did the same thing, had a small pallet laid out underneath his desk. I thought it was super weird, but evidently that's common with college football coaches.
Posted by Damone
FoCo
Member since Aug 2016
32541 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:13 pm to
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Ensminger's apparent #1 qualification, above all else

Is his ability for 0 to control him via his love of LSU.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61113 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:19 pm to
quote:

Does O not realize that his office mattress is probably an excuse to not go home to his wife?


GTFO A&M guy. LSU has no room for the thinking logical types.


Are you one of us? If the answer is NO, then GTFO.


LSU4lyfe GEAUXSTEVE!
Posted by Silvermoon_WhereRU
Member since Jun 2016
2399 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:32 pm to
Should have made him Assistant to the Traveling Secretary then
Posted by BK785
Member since Feb 2013
3179 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:36 pm to
Freaking mattress? Well I guess it goes with The Ogre's binder.
Posted by Grasshopper
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Dec 2007
948 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:44 pm to
Well shite I had no idea he had a mattress in his office. This changes everything! Gonna be some long nights game planning for the Independence Bowl in the near future I guess.
Posted by releauxded2469
Boise, ID
Member since Jan 2015
1912 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 4:53 pm to
That’s because once his old arse gets up the stairs, he cant get back down them. We need to install those chair lift things for him and Sully to get up and down from.



Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33377 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 5:04 pm to
O's best qualification was a binder so i mean...
Posted by Lesmilesdoesntfloss
Da boot
Member since Aug 2015
173 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 5:22 pm to
So he managed his time so poorly as the TIGHT END COACH he needed to sleep at the office.

There won't be enough time in the day for him to accomplish the tasks required of the offensive coordinator.
This post was edited on 1/10/18 at 5:23 pm
Posted by Malaysian Tiger
Manila
Member since May 2008
4732 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 5:23 pm to
I think he has always slept in his office. A lot of coaches do this because they work late and go in early.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32490 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 5:46 pm to
Posted by djmicrobe
Planet Earth
Member since Jan 2007
4970 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Ensminger is known to sleep in his office, on a mattress, set up on the floor.

My boss would frown upon me if I put a mattress in my office. He probably would tell me not to come back to work.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20475 posts
Posted on 1/10/18 at 6:31 pm to
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He's one of us


#HeSleepsLikeUs
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