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re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:22 pm to
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:22 pm to
Did any of you see alajones' thread about S3? HODOR!!!
Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:28 pm to
I'll check it out.

posted by alajones
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Okay, like what's she going to do? Go to Brazos and be an assassin, that would be great, Starks are still done though.


Definitely no reading by this one.
This post was edited on 5/2/14 at 12:33 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:33 pm to
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First, if she has Robert Strong for a champion they have to be going somewhere with that. Depending on who he goes up against he could well win.

Second, if Maggie the Frog's prophecies pan out, both Tommen and Myrcella still have to die before Cersi. And either Tyrion or Jamie should be the one to kill her. Since neither of them are close to King's Landing or to Cersi, she will probably not meet a quick end.


Oh, I think she still has a ways to go as well, but I see her dying about 7/8s into WoW. First she'll win her trial with Robert Strong, but Margeary will lose hers, but Cersei will merely imprison Margeary instead of executing her in attempt to keep the Tyrells in line.

I think Varys or Littlefinger will have Myrcella definitively killed. Then I think all of Dorne and half the Reach turns against her and joins Aegon who comes to defend them from the Ironborn. Then I think Littlefinger will openly betray her by destroying the Freys.

Cersei's fate will be sealed then, and will rig the city to blow like Aerys did. When Aegon comes to King's Landing, the Faith Militant and Tyrells will open the gates to King's Landing welcoming Aegon's forces into the city. Margeary will escape thanks to Varys, and Cersei will then poison Tommen. The second Tommen dies, Jaime walks into the Throne Room. Cersei will be thrilled to see him, saying she knew they would die together. Instead Jaime asks Cersei if he knows why he killed the Mad King. Cersei says for the family, and Jaime says no and goes into detail on why he killed him. She'll realize that Jaime is the Valonqar and that she turned into the Mad Queen. As a final insult to injury, Jaime tells Cersei that he secured Tommen's life and that he would have been legitimized through Aegon as a Lannister and held Casterly Rock. He then proceeds to strangle the life out of her.
This post was edited on 5/2/14 at 12:44 pm
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:35 pm to
Brazos, the land of Brasieres.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:37 pm to
Book reader. Clever trying to hide his book reading by misspelling Braavos.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:39 pm to
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Oh, I think she still has a ways to go as well, but I see her dying about 7/8s into WoW. First she'll win her trial with Robert Strong, but Margeary will lose hers, but Cersei will merely imprison Margeary instead of executing her in attempt to keep the Tyrells in line.

I think Varys or Littlefinger will have Myrcella definitively killed. Then I think all of Dorne and half the Reach turns against her and joins Aegon who comes to defend them from the Ironborn. Then I think Littlefinger will openly betray her by destroying the Freys.

Cersei's fate will be sealed then, and will rig the city to blow like Aerys did. When Aegon comes to King's Landing, the Faith Militant and Tyrells will open the gates to King's Landing welcoming Aegon's forces into the city. Margeary will escape thanks to Varys, and Cersei will the. Poison Tommen. The second Tommen, Jaime walks into the Throne Room. Cersei will be thrilled to see him, saying she knew they would die together. Instead Jaime asks Cersei if he knows why he killed the Mad King. Cersei says for the family, and Jaime says no and goes into detail on why he killed him. She'll realize that Jaime is the Valonqar and that she turned into the Mad Queen. As a final insult to injury, Jaime tells Cersei that he secured Tommen's life and that he would have been legitimized through Aegon as a Lannister and held Casterly Rock. He then proceeds to strangle the life out of her.

Definitely think that all of that is going to happen...I could see Aegon wanting to end the enmity between the Targs and Lannisters and legitimize Tommen for Casterly Rock by agreeing to step down from the throne peacefully.
This post was edited on 5/2/14 at 12:40 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:40 pm to
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Brazos, the land of Brasieres.


As opposed to Qarth, where they go with one breast exposed.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:43 pm to
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As opposed to Qarth, where they go with one breast exposed.


Posted by thatguy1892
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 12:59 pm to
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Brazos


Me am Superman?
Posted by putt23
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:18 pm to
I wish Robert Strong would go crazy and tear Cersei apart in front of everyone
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:22 pm to
Allegedly saying "Hodor" is a spoiler now so I had to edit my post in the S3 thread.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:23 pm to
i was coming to ask. i seriously felt retarded not catching on to what the spoiler was.
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:25 pm to
I ended up editing my post to get them to calm down. I was mainly referring to him as a Hodor because of his comments/short-sightedness.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:27 pm to
thats what i thought. i hope they didn't think that you mean Hodor would rise up. steal Dany's dragons and rule the 7 kingdoms
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:28 pm to
Lol they probably do think that now .
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 2:59 pm to
Ah yes I always forget about Arianne. She could end up married to Faegon and be queen. As for who the Valonqar is; I say in true crackpot theory that its going to be Rickon and Shaggy who strangle Cersei
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 3:00 pm to
So I want opinions. Which design do y'all like best for a tattoo? Upvotes for design 1 downvotes for design 2

1.)

2.)
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 3:01 pm to
1 for sure
Posted by ladytiger118
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 3:03 pm to
Are you really getting a House Martell tattoo?

If so, number 1.
Posted by DMagic
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Posted on 5/2/14 at 3:03 pm to
Number one
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