Pats Owner Robert Kraft Releases Statement Apologizing For His “Actions” In Sex Scandal

Seriously. the dude has been beyond successful, and had his wife for 50 years... did he not earn a tug job or two?

Sorry for partying

He should dedicate his fortune and remaining years to a movement to legalize handjob parlors.

Don't apologize, just find better looking hookers who will come to you.

Why apologize. Man’s wife dies and he’s loaded and old. Have fun and live your life while you can.

In the picture above, the blonde on the left is his girlfriend. He began dating her after his wife died in 2011. Why go out for spoiled sushi when you have Eveready Barbie at home?

Surely he can find a fixer to score him $1000 an hour hookers in private so he doesn't have to go to staph infested jizz studios

Apology NOT accepted! Cuz it wasn’t necessary in the first place. - Nard Dog

Might as well apologize for his buddy Trump because Trump will never apologize.

Im really disappointed in him. I would think someone with that kid of money and power could do a lot better.

Only took him a couple of weeks to admit what everyone knew already. No move on, who cares.

He should apologize for nothing. He also should tell Goodell to get fricked.

I'm really, REALLY sorry I got caught. And I'll never, NEVER get caught again.