Johnny Manziel Has Officially Changed His Name

That’s Jonathan Football to you sir.

John Football just doesn't have the same ring to it.

I think he changed his name to Larry Leo...

Your obsession with this dude and his fugly ex is troubling.

Johnny Massengill

Might as well change it to Johnson Manziel.

such a trainwreck, i hope he finds his way at some point, money isn't a problem for him he just needs to find something new to be passionate about, and don't date shallow instagram models

Changing his name isn't going to change what's between his ears.

Amazing he is still considered relevant to anyone these days.

That whitfield dude is going to destroy his arm.

He's a loser

Click bait. I thought for sure he changed his last or middle name to Football.

John DoucheBag has a nice ring to it!

That will look nice on his tombstone in a couple of years.

I’ll allow it. But really only because I don’t give a shite.

Ah yes. We call that "Rick Schroeder" syndrome. It's when someone thinks their name sounds too boyish and start insisting that people call them something else. Hey. Johnny Cash and Johnny Carson seemed to handle it pretty well.

Does he have any Peewee eligibility left?

This is like when Ronald McDonald started calling himself Ron.

His next name change is to the following: John Football

Seth Rollins coined the best Manziel moniker—Johnny Idiot Face