Eric Decker Spending His Retirement 'Motorboating' His Wife Jessie James & She Loves It

Decker is a 10 tbh, I ain’t mad

Look at me! Look at me! Oh please, please, look at me and love me for the social media celebrity I am. I love to look at myself in the mirror, please look at me too!

You motorboating son of a bitch

So she likes Italian shoes. Hrmm.

You would if you could, and if you didn't then it should be taken away from you.

If I looked like him, I don’t think I would ever get married. Too much fun to be had.

damn, am i the only one that was staring at her perfect a$$? or did everyone else have the gay? bruh, she fine fine...need a spoon for that booty...

In all seriousness though a threesome with her and Paige Spiranac would be fiya flame.

Yeah gonna need more decker! and i do mean Eric. He is so dreamy! Shes not a bad handbag though.

More power to him. The only question I have is how the hell does that poor woman walk in those heels? That looks as uncomfortable as can be. Great for him and his wife and I wish them the best but for God's sake wear some tennis shoes woman.

“That Eric Decker is one fine piece of ace!” - Chris Farley, Billy Madison

Lordy.

A lot of gay in these comments. lol

What everyone bitching about? 1. Be a good looking dude 2. Make millions of dollars playing a game 3. Marry a hot woman 4. Retire early and have a bunch of kids 5. Spend your days playing with your kids and banging your hot wife. If this isn’t OT Baller, then I don’t know what is

Motorboating midgets? That's a hard pass from me, dawg

she is a lucky girl

I really want to be the motorboat meat in a double Decker sandwich.

I'll bet he takes longer to get ready to go out... not saying, just sayin.

Yawn

I motorboated her as well