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Bears DB Haha Clinton-Dix Never Got His Diploma Because He Owes Alabama '1$'
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Chicago Bears DB and Crimson Tide alum, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, never got his college diploma. Why, you might ask? Did he not fulfill enough credits to graduate? Did he not walk the day of the ceremony? No, he owes Alabama $1.00. Or as he says "1$"...



(Barstool Sports)
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Alwaysontop85 months
Wish I could buy a dodge charger for $1
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Blueprint85 months
If he types 1$, he doesn’t deserve his diploma.
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atxfan85 months
Ha ha, Ha Ha.
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habanos85 months
Just mail them $1.

Problem solved
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dehsloot85 months
Just from that image I can tell that he shops online at Kohls and Amazon, has insurance with Allstate, banks with Priority Credit Union, Capital One Credit, Mercury MasterCard, Select Portfolio Servicing, shares his computer with Melvin, and myBama is currently offline due to maintenance. Oh, and the UofA sux for holding up his diploma for 1$.

Too much info Ha Ha.
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GeauxsomeMeaux85 months
He be smart! Stand yo ground!!! No one need a diploma... at least you hung on to that 1$ !!! You’ll show dem who’s boss!
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Trumansfangs85 months
Ha Ha !
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TwoDatBait85 months
He’s a smart dude, knows an Alabama degree ain’t worth the dollar...
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NFLSU85 months
Surprised he didn't just have a coach loan the money to him.


Again.
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kjntgr85 months
Monica lewinsky loves Clinton DIX
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Drizzt85 months
Based on the English used in the tweet and the “1$” I think we know why he didn’t graduate
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Freon85 months
I’ll never forget the ‘12 BCS championship game when Herbie was talking about Ha Ha Clinton Dix, thought he was being facetious with the “ha ha” and the kids name was Clinton Dix. Perplexed me for a solid half hour as Bama crushed the Leprechauns
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Tiger198885 months
That was the final sale price of the Charger he got for attending.
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grilldaddy85 months
A dollar is about what it's worth.
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ScaryClown85 months
Well played
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DeafVallyBatnR85 months
Full scholarship and he owes them money.
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LesnarF585 months
All I can say is Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!
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kjntgr85 months
You really thought that was funny
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Placebeaux85 months
Ha Ha
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Breauxsif85 months
That really is absurd.
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bamagreycoat85 months
This just seems absurd to me. How is this even possible. I’m flabbergasted, stoned, and confused. Certainly a dollar wouldn’t prevent anybody from getting their degree?
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RightHook85 months
what did they expect out of someone named ha ha with a hyphenated last name?
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