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Bears DB Haha Clinton-Dix Never Got His Diploma Because He Owes Alabama '1$'
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Chicago Bears DB and Crimson Tide alum, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, never got his college diploma. Why, you might ask? Did he not fulfill enough credits to graduate? Did he not walk the day of the ceremony? No, he owes Alabama $1.00. Or as he says "1$"...



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This just seems absurd to me. How is this even possible. I’m flabbergasted, stoned, and confused. Certainly a dollar wouldn’t prevent anybody from getting their degree?
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another dumb gump
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what did they expect out of someone named ha ha with a hyphenated last name?
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Monica lewinsky loves Clinton DIX
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All I can say is Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!
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You really thought that was funny
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That was the final sale price of the Charger he got for attending.
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Based on the English used in the tweet and the “1$” I think we know why he didn’t graduate
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A dollar is about what it's worth.
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Well played
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I’ll never forget the ‘12 BCS championship game when Herbie was talking about Ha Ha Clinton Dix, thought he was being facetious with the “ha ha” and the kids name was Clinton Dix. Perplexed me for a solid half hour as Bama crushed the Leprechauns
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He should be completely humiliated....but entitlement wins again...SMH
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If he types 1$, he doesn’t deserve his diploma.
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Ha Ha !
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He be smart! Stand yo ground!!! No one need a diploma... at least you hung on to that 1$ !!! You’ll show dem who’s boss!
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1$. That good Bama edumacation.
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Ha Ha
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He’s a smart dude, knows an Alabama degree ain’t worth the dollar...
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Just mail them $1. Problem solved
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Full scholarship and he owes them money.
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Just from that image I can tell that he shops online at Kohls and Amazon, has insurance with Allstate, banks with Priority Credit Union, Capital One Credit, Mercury MasterCard, Select Portfolio Servicing, shares his computer with Melvin, and myBama is currently offline due to maintenance. Oh, and the UofA sux for holding up his diploma for 1$. Too much info Ha Ha.
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Surprised he didn't just have a coach loan the money to him. Again.
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