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Bears DB Haha Clinton-Dix Never Got His Diploma Because He Owes Alabama '1$'
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Chicago Bears DB and Crimson Tide alum, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, never got his college diploma. Why, you might ask? Did he not fulfill enough credits to graduate? Did he not walk the day of the ceremony? No, he owes Alabama $1.00. Or as he says "1$"...
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bamagreycoat62 months
This just seems absurd to me. How is this even possible. I’m flabbergasted, stoned, and confused. Certainly a dollar wouldn’t prevent anybody from getting their degree?
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eugene1928LSU62 months
another dumb gump
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RightHook62 months
what did they expect out of someone named ha ha with a hyphenated last name?
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kjntgr62 months
Monica lewinsky loves Clinton DIX
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LesnarF562 months
All I can say is Ha Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!
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kjntgr62 months
You really thought that was funny
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Tiger198862 months
That was the final sale price of the Charger he got for attending.
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Drizzt62 months
Based on the English used in the tweet and the “1$” I think we know why he didn’t graduate
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grilldaddy62 months
A dollar is about what it's worth.
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ScaryClown62 months
Well played
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Freon62 months
I’ll never forget the ‘12 BCS championship game when Herbie was talking about Ha Ha Clinton Dix, thought he was being facetious with the “ha ha” and the kids name was Clinton Dix. Perplexed me for a solid half hour as Bama crushed the Leprechauns
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Disgeaux Bob62 months
He should be completely humiliated....but entitlement wins again...SMH
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Blueprint62 months
If he types 1$, he doesn’t deserve his diploma.
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Trumansfangs62 months
Ha Ha !
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GeauxsomeMeaux62 months
He be smart! Stand yo ground!!! No one need a diploma... at least you hung on to that 1$ !!! You’ll show dem who’s boss!
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Godfather162 months
1$. That good Bama edumacation.
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Placebeaux62 months
Ha Ha
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TwoDatBait62 months
He’s a smart dude, knows an Alabama degree ain’t worth the dollar...
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habanos62 months
Just mail them $1. Problem solved
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DeafVallyBatnR62 months
Full scholarship and he owes them money.
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dehsloot62 months
Just from that image I can tell that he shops online at Kohls and Amazon, has insurance with Allstate, banks with Priority Credit Union, Capital One Credit, Mercury MasterCard, Select Portfolio Servicing, shares his computer with Melvin, and myBama is currently offline due to maintenance. Oh, and the UofA sux for holding up his diploma for 1$. Too much info Ha Ha.
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NFLSU62 months
Surprised he didn't just have a coach loan the money to him. Again.
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