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The Atlanta Falcons will have some added security at Mercedes-Benz Stadium this season in the form of Benzie, a new robot guard dog that will be on patrol this fall...
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(The Spun)
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cajunmud12 months
Need to find a way to disable this thing on the sly. Techies?
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He is an omnipresent menace capable of storing "so many amino acids, so much sulphur, so much butterfat and alkaline" that he can inexorably trail the odor index of ten thousand victims to their doom.

- The Hound, Fahrenheit 451
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HeadSlash12 months
It's too slow it's going to get punted into the stands
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EulerRules12 months
Belichick is gonna love the "surveillance" capability.
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soccerfüt12 months
Michael Vick is in charge of training it.
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ncinthenext312 months
I hope someone tears out it's spark.
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PureBlood12 months
The police state in full effect
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soccerfüt12 months
It works a 28 minute shift with a 3 minute rest break in between shifts.
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CAD703X12 months
Aww let's humanize the metal agent of death. I wonder if they'll send it into the stands to sniff out non-maskers and sever their arms under the hydraulics?
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Dayshaun12 months
Probably self destructs when you toss a blanket over it.
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Breesus12 months
Terrifying
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jscrims12 months
Looks like that Black Mirror episode
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CAD703X12 months
Metalhead. All it needs is a Taser or knife to wield. We are so fricked.
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