Imagine Standing On The Street & Michael Jordan Rolls Up In His Car Smoking A Cigar

I was tailgating before an LSU game and Morris Bart cruised by in a BMW. He waved as he went past. I’m not even lying.

I saw Scotty Pippen buying an 18 pack of Bud Light and some Black and Milds in Bastrop LA one time. Csb

Uncle needs to upgrade his flip phone.

Dude is swag personified. Obligatory Jordan > Lebron

I saw Jacques Doucet at Albertsons one time

I met Dick Van Dyke

I once googled naked pics of Kate Beckinsale.

Ferrari 458?

What a legend

I once touched my penis, and it felt nice.

I once saw Michelle Rodriguez in the frozen food section at Target on Millerville during the time they were filming Battle Los Angeles at Celtic studios

The liability exposure of driving that car is pretty unacceptable.

I saw Jody Hamilton coming out of a Schnucks with a 12 pack of Budweiser. It was a Friday night, he got into a Cadillac driven by Tom Renesto.