Poll: What Will Be The Outcome Of The LSU-Texas A&M Game Saturday?

LSU 37. Texas 8&4 23

LSU by fiddy

LSU by a zillion

Seems like these results look exactly the same every week.

Somebody posted that this is the 9th time that these 2 teams have met when both ranked. The previous 8 were all won by lsu.

If Brian Kelly loses this game he’ll never live it down. He needs to win more big matchups.

LSU shocks college football. 28-13.

LSU – 31
A&deM – 24

The Nuss Bus was back on the road again this weekend, somewhere in East Texas. This week Nuss honored Chris Hilton with the Navigator duties. As Willie Nelson’s On the Road Again thumped thru the speakers, Chris found a tear in the map…right about the area of College Station.

Chris: Who are we playing again this week?
Nuss: Texas…Texas…something. Near Bryan…the Aggies I think.
Chris: Texas A&_...there’s a hole in the map Nuss.

The Nuss Bus pulled into the first A&_ they came to; an A&W drive-in. Beautiful Texas babes in short shorts on roller skates rolled up to Nuss’ window.

Babes: Hey hon, what’ll ya have.
Nuss: Hi ma’am, we’re looking for the Aggies?
Babes: Well, we’re Aggies.
Nuss: The football team?
Babes: Oh okay, well A&M’s the football team, they’re a few miles down that road. We love football players (as they stroked Nuss’ arm).
Nuss: Hahaha…oh, okay, well we love roller skating car hop babes too…haha. Thank you.

As the Bus pulled out, the babes held hands and rolled around in a circle waving at Nuss and the boys. But as they chugged down the road, Nuss had been so captivated by the rolling Texas cuties that he couldn’t remember a thing they’d told him.

Chris: What’d they say.
Nuss: Damnit…haha, damn, did you see those girls, my god.
Chris: Where are we going?
Nuss: A& something…look…A&P.

The Bus pulled into the grocery store parking lot. Nuss sent Mason Taylor in to see what he could find out. The store manager, another fine-arse Texas hottie came out to the Bus to try and line the boys out.

Fine-arse Manager: (in her best sultry Texas twang) You boys lookin to play ball? Well, I get off at 10! Hahaha, I’m sorry, no, you gotta keep heading into town, up there on the left a piece, you’ll see that monstrosity…A&M, can’t miss it.
Ahmad Breaux: (chimes in) A&deM?
Nuss: No Breaux, A&M.
Ahmad Breaux: That’s what I said.

Nuss tells Chris to remember those letters.

Chris: Nuss, do I ever forget the snap count? Do I ever forget my routes?
Nuss: Well, I don’t know Chris, the last snap you took I was in high school.

Bam! The Bus near about rolled over onto its side. The rousing raucous from the boys could be heard a mile away. Dayum…Nuss…under the Bus.

Down the road a ways the Bus slowed down near a castle looking structure. Nuss sent baby face Will Campbell in to check it out. Shortly after, he noticed that the castle was just a façade and not a solid building. The sign out front read The Dudey Ranch.

Nuss: Oh damn, this ain’t it Chris.

About that time Will came bumbling and stumbling out the front door with red lipstick lips all over him and a shirtless biker lookin dude and a guy with a handlebar mustache dressed like a cheerleader in hot pursuit.

Will: Go, go, go!

Well, the boys finally pulled into the stadium late that afternoon. On the field, the Fightin Tigers ran thru the A&deM defense like yell leaders thru K-Y Jelly. Whit Weeks, Swinson and the new LSU D 2.0 smothered Coach Elmo’s offense like a judge at a big boobies contest. Nuss got another 300 yd, 3 TD game, but more importantly, he ran for 42 yds. He has now moved up on all Heisman charts while WRU had 10 different players grab some stats.

What an eventful week for the boys in East Texas. They’ve loaded up and are back on the road again and headed home after the dominating win. Hit it Willie!

Have to play mistake free football. If we do that I think we can win comfortably. That means by 10 or more. But I think it will be close to 10 points, if we stay mistake free. We won the last two games playing bad football. A&M just doesn’t have the fire power yet. The run game is coming alive. Should still be a good game. 37-24 LSU. Defer the darn ball if we get it.

Points may be hard to come by. I like LSU to win in a 24-20 type game.

Pain

Good ole boys 31 Faggies 28