Here's The List Of Phrases Banned From The Masters

This is most assuredly fake.

Apparently "Go frick yourself" still flies. Good to know.

I don't see "get in the hole" on the list. Glaring omission.

At least you can still yell ‘Noonan’ when Sergio is putting.

I didn’t see “Hit em with the Hein”.

ACTIVATE THE GLUTES

BALL HAIR!!!

Free boosie still in play

Words you can’t say? Could golf get a bigger pussifcation?

Why is "Mashed Potatoes" on the list? Mashed potatoes - especially with heavy whipping cream and real butter - is all kinds of awesome.

#anything

I guess "Finish Himm" is okay

But where are the body bags? Gary?

But Annika Sorenstam DOES love trapeze..... sooooo

Mashed potatoes!! The masters suck.

#2??? And #1 is Dilly Dilly? Is that what Augusta is going with? They ought to call that weak crap The Amateurs, not The Masters. Yell Dilly Dilly in 6 months in the middle of a Papal Mass and see if anyone notices. Doubt it. I’m pissed.

no "grab em by the pussy"? oh yeah, it's in Georgia.