Golfer Paige Spiranac Is Ready For The Masters, Teases Her New Towel Dropping Soon

I could use a new jiz rag. Thanks Paige!

“Don’t objectify me.”

Danny McBride voice. Big azz tittties!!!

I would have sex with her

I just want her to drop the towel and then plant tulips omg and then use that amazing rack to help with the planting

Marvelous sentence structure Larry, Bravo!

Why isn’t she playing? Oh now I remember, titties

I would gladly help her "drop her towel " if ya know what I mean

I can taste her

Yes!

She's gonna use the towel for something else I guarantee.

She needs to shorten that swing

She got fat

you write like a 2nd grader. WTF is this crap

I think I see a hint of a nip slip in the Twitter pic.

I truly thought they were bigger than this. She doesn’t leave home without the maximum amount of pad in her padded bras.