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USFL Unveiled Their New Mascots...And Wow, What A Bunch
© John Heider/hometownlife.com / USA TODAY NETWORK
The USFL unveiled their team mascots just in time for the leagues first games this weekend. And well, they're mascots alright... (Barstool Sports)
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New Orleans tube of toothpaste
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New Orleans Business Closures?
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Man, this takes me back..love it!
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Breakers name should be Aim, like the toothpaste.
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I can't imagine taking a job as a mascot for a USFL team.
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Looks like a swirly ice cream cone you'd get at Dairy Queen. Call him Cone-Head
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Lootie for Nola
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Levee duh
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I can’t stand “cartoon human” mascots. Give me funny looking animals every time.
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NOLA Aquafresh
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New Jersey Ain’t fricking Around Crew
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Is that the guy who shot up the NY subway?
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That’s the ones that gather to declare war on whitey but end up shooting themselves every time
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Five Families over in New York. Den we got dis pygmy ting ovah in Joisey. RIP Phil.
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New Orleans Flood Waters
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Tampa Bay School Shooters ?
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Breakers looks like a tube of toothpaste
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Breakers... Wavey McWaveface.
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Houston Gamblers? Gambling isn't even legal there.
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I guess a lawful mascot is a boring mascot?
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Meah, about what you should expect. I'm glad the New Orleans team kept the Breakers mascot.
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