18-year-old Wins 2014 World Yo-Yo Contest With This Amazing Routine

I am a seventh degree imperial yo-yo master. Oh, do me yo-yo master. I want you to do me, 'cause you're the yo-yo guy.

I used to think bowling was the only sport where the better you were, the less attractive you become to the opposite sex... I was wrong.

did it ever just yo-yo?

That's a crowd full of cheering Asians.

I need to know how much money he won so I can determine if this dude is cool or not...

why does it sound like they are cheering for a rap battle in the background?? it's a god damn yo yo for christ's sake...

and i bet he gets ALL the pussy...

Cocaine's a helluva a drug

That's Alpha Male Shit

i think i need to watch that at about 0.25x normal speed

I can't even go up and down 1 time. And why doesn't his string get all twisted up?

I walked the dog...once.