Sheepdog

Every Marine Corps Lance Cooley Ive ever met was a “Force Recon Sniper”...

FTR, there is no official system for “confirming kills” and you can all but guarantee anyone who talks about confirmed kills consistently was a 4 and out sh*tbag, boot camp washout or a civilian that bases his military knowledge on “Hurt Locker”.

Also, if you are a Gunny (E7), you most likely haven’t been a sniper in years and have plenty of your military experience to draw from between then and now.

The good news is you don’t have to call the guy out or expose him. Odds are, he’s a dipsh*t, he knows he’s a dipsh*t and most people around him do too. He lives with a constant embarrassing inferiority complex and there is probably not much you can do to him that is worse than that.

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Lean pockets are not that bad

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Holy sh*t. The collective misinformation and/or elective ignorance never ceases to amaze me in these threads.

Sodium/sugar/carbs = 800/11/44, all wrapped up into an inedible, compressed gluten sheath that your digestive system will overwork to process.

Not bad? I don't know if you could squeeze more bad into 290 calories if you tried.

At that age you'd be wasting your time trying to teach tactics or principles. The most important thing at that age is to get them comfortable touching the ball and teach them general rules (for example, the ball is out of bounds when it rolls in the parking lot, no need for the whole team to chase it and keep kicking it at that point)

You can do that by playing games designed for them to dribble, stop, protect the ball and change directions.

Sharks and Minnows- Establish a large circle. All but two kids have a ball (minnows), the other two (sharks) try to kick the kids balls out of the circle while they try to avoid the sharks and protect their balls. Last two remaining are sharks next round.

Red Light/Green Light- RL/GL while dribbling a soccer ball.

Hula Hoop- Throw hula hoops out on the pitch (one hoop less than the number of players you have). When you say "go" each player dribbles to a hoop (base), only one per hoop. The kid left out is out of the game. Pick up a hoop and do it again, last one standing wins.

You can find a lot of these games online that will keep the kids attention. At this age keeping their attention is a huge task and as others have said, make sure they are all involved with a ball... That will make your life easier.

Also some easy, beneficial skills to teach at this age are stopping the ball, pulling the ball back and touching the ball laterally with the outside of the foot.

Move to Dallas. Start as an APM (everyone needs somebody.

If you are not a complete dirtbag, you'll have pm opportunities in 2 yrs.

That dude is a piece of shite and he is giving y'all the chingole. He is gonna gut that staff too. I hear Mike Leach is available...

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Boone is much, much better than Wright BTW

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I concur, not just because he's committed to Tech but I think Boone will be the more successful reciever. People from Florida talk about him like he is the next coming of Larry Fitz. Hard to go wrong with Wright though, I'd love to have them both.

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I can't stand boise's uniforms. They want to be taken seriously with high school colors? frick them.

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Says the guy that supports the purple and yellow team.

thelsutigers... get your arse to work, you got a job to bid!!!!!!!!1

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Desean Jackson, and I quote..."some of the things I'm able to do with the ball in my hands are just amazing, I amaze myself" he was 100% serious and 100x more grammatically incorrect than I am giving him credit for in this quote.