Slumpbuster

re: Chart shows how genders differ regarding age they find the other gender most attractive

Posted by Slumpbuster on 12/27/25 at 12:25 pm to Lsupimp

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hear this and that’s all fine and dandy but “ who was Reagan “ and “ What is the Godfather “ and . “ Who is Fonzie” are deal killers for me.

But I agree that younger women have been sold a bill of goods from feminists. But I like the ones with the lines on their faces who get the references and have the depth of maturity.

I think you'd still stuff the younger ones if they came in arse up

re: Will Rodgers pull a Favre w/ Garrett?

Posted by Slumpbuster on 12/27/25 at 2:48 am to VermilionTiger

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Yes

He will lie down so his teammate loses the sack record

Brilliant fricking take

:rotflmao:

re: Carson Beck in Danger?

Posted by Slumpbuster on 12/26/25 at 6:52 pm to theCAW

I'd hit it. She's sexy.

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Will Rodgers pull a Favre w/ Garrett?

Posted by Slumpbuster on 12/26/25 at 6:51 pm

Myles Garrett sits at 22 sacks, 1 sack away from the record held by TJ Watt. Garrett and the Browns play vs Rodgers this week. Will Rodgers lie down for him so Strah-I mean Garrett can get the sack record?

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re: Mary Bailey vs Violet Bick

Posted by Slumpbuster on 12/25/25 at 1:27 pm to Bham4Tide

Mary is more likely to have a beautiful bush between those legs, so Mary it is.

Movie/TV Board

re: Signs that your wife/GF is cheating on IG?

Posted by Slumpbuster on 11/4/25 at 2:51 am to LemmyLives

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Likely because he's seen fewer than five in his life.

au contraire, I've handled some beautiful frickin' women, I don't take it for granted.

I just remembered another girl who was cheating on her boyfriend with me, she was crazy though, that one doesn't count :lol: I learned my lesson after that

re: Signs that your wife/GF is cheating on IG?

Posted by Slumpbuster on 11/4/25 at 2:39 am to holdmuh keystonelite

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God her pussy was beautiful

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I don't know why I found this funny as shite.

Pics?

They exist, many of them :lol: I wouldn't do her like that though.

re: Signs that your wife/GF is cheating on IG?

Posted by Slumpbuster on 11/3/25 at 11:12 am to The Silverback

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Signs that your wife/GF is cheating on IG?

Had a girl I was fricking for awhile until I got a text "hey can you stop texting dick pics to my fricking wife" She was lying to him (military) for months, and he STILL believed her when she said that I wouldn't leave her alone. It was a giant stereotype. I still fricked her a couple more times. God her pussy was beautiful and had a bunch of tattoos including a chest chandelier.

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re: Malcolm Brogdon Retires

Posted by Slumpbuster on 10/15/25 at 11:53 pm to littleavery1948

always loved the way he played. just a damn good basketball player.

re: GQ Article - Meet the Nutmaxxers Obsessed With Shooting Bigger Loads

Posted by Slumpbuster on 10/15/25 at 12:30 pm to Cosmo

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Peter North really screwed with our perceptions of a normal load

I raise you, Manuel Ferrara

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re: NFL fining Cowboys' Jerry Jones $250K for bird gesture

Posted by Slumpbuster on 10/7/25 at 3:33 pm to boosiebadazz

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That finger has been in north of 700 buttholes. Most of em fine as shite prolly

Who uses a middle finger in the butthole, thumb action for the win

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re: New Pope is Pro ICE

Posted by Slumpbuster on 10/2/25 at 9:28 pm to TigerTatorTots

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It’s 2025, why do we still have a pope

leave them alone, you can't force people to realize religion is a farce.

re: 2025 MLB Postseason Baseball - Oct 1

Posted by Slumpbuster on 10/1/25 at 10:28 pm to Figgy

Dodger fans are such fricking clowns, pretending as if there was any situation they weren't going to win this.

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re: Rainbow Clad, Trans-Activist, won't stop yelling at Charlie Kirk

Posted by Slumpbuster on 9/27/25 at 3:18 am to ZIGG

I bet that chick is fun in bed. Skip to 10:00 to hear her talk about orgasms

Political Talk

re: Who are your most famous Eskimo bros?

Posted by Slumpbuster on 7/12/25 at 9:30 pm to Oates Mustache

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Some dude that created an account to troll this thread.

Just contributing. Sorry if you feel it's a competition. :cheers:

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re: Who are your most famous Eskimo bros?

Posted by Slumpbuster on 7/12/25 at 9:23 pm to OWLFAN86

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Well the whole point of this was to try to get some good-natured shite talking

got part of that

The girl I've eskimo'd Gobert with is about 5'1". When she told me that they did it I burst out laughing. She said he was average sized though.

She was that short curvy tan princess look, amazing arse. She ghosted me when I canceled on a booty call :lol:

re: Who are your most famous Eskimo bros?

Posted by Slumpbuster on 7/12/25 at 9:18 pm to Oates Mustache

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Who are your most famous Eskimo bros?

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There are more for sure but can confirm

Rudy Gobert
Gerard Butler

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Sure thing, Jan

I love that this is always the reaction if someone drops an impressive name :lol:

:dunno: I'm not concerned being believed. If I was willing to out myself you'd understand.