Favorite team:Houston Astros 
Location:With your mom
Biography:I once played golf with Frank Beard
Interests:Access
Occupation:Demigod
Number of Posts:21
Registered on:12/16/2018
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[quote]They also turned their noses up at Big Puma because he cares about the safety and well-being of the kids of our community. It’s not a good place.[/quote] Girls are getting raped in bathrooms by cross dressing men regularly now. If only Houston would have listened. ...
[quote]Sounds like the kids are pussies.[/quote] Considering these are city girls, yes you could say that. ...
These are 8th grade girls in a group with 2 female teachers and one female guide. Not sure if the teachers have ever been camping/backpacking but none of the girls have been. Zero survival skills — city girls through and through. Yes, she is 78 lbs and 13 years old. Smallest kids osprey 50L pack at ...
Seems like one would need 50L pack for 3 days on the trail considering rain is in the forecast (rain jacket and pants). Probably easily going over 16-20 lbs in that pack with bag/pad/clothes/water. Novice hikers too. ...
[quote]Anyone that would wear those ugly shoes probably would consider the koozie design art.[/quote] Gucci 1953’s, not your backwards coon arse would know anything about that anyway. ...

re: Do you have Moobs?

Posted by DTown3011 on 7/15/19 at 11:29 am
[quote]hated my moobs until I found a girl who liked to play with them and suck on them[/quote] Lesbian?...
Curse words are the gateway to rape and murder. Everyone knows this. ...
[quote]appreciate if you didn’t use the F word. Kids lurk this site. [/quote] **** or frick?...
[quote]Isn't Hugo's more authentic Mexican vs Tex mex?[/quote] Correct. That’s what he asked for. ...
This reminds me of the old “just the tip” game in high school. ...
[quote]Chicken, I will be in Houston next weekend (the weekend of the 19th). What is the best Mexican (no tex-mex) restaurant in Houston?[/quote] Hugo’s...
Very good result considering he was charged with a DWI 2nd. In Texas this means something unlike in Louisiana where you have to be .08 to pass your driver's test. :rotflmao: Bottom line, UT shouldn't have fired him. What happened to waiting until all the facts come out? Reactionary culture in...
[quote]quote: You know having charges reduced and charges cleared, aka dropped, are two different things right? But are they though? [/quote] You mom needs to stop giving legal advice when she answers the phone. Legal secretary means you greet the caller and forward the call only. ...
More like the "No Fun Bunch" amirite -D...
Link to Mark Berman Tweet. https://twitter.com/markbermanfox26/status/1134459876535689216?s=21 shite I got scooped again - can't beat that guy. :banghead: :bow:...

Vince Young - Cleared of DUI Charges

Posted by DTown3011 on 5/31/19 at 9:02 am
Fellas...it is with great pleasure for me to announce that #10 Vince Young has been cleared of *drunk driving* charges stemming from his DUI arrest in Fort Bend County. What are the facts? What do we know? We know he won back to back Rose Bowls and loves the Cheesecake Factory. :usa: Remind m...
Every answer not A Clockwork Orange is incorrect. ...

re: Side Out (1990)

Posted by DTown3011 on 5/30/19 at 6:10 pm
Peter Horton coming off that 30 Something heat. Dude could scoooop it uuuup in his day....

re: Is Rice Baseball Dead?

Posted by DTown3011 on 5/29/19 at 12:46 pm
The scholarship program changes everything. ...
I can verify that Chicken's pitch wouldn't have been pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. ...