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re: "Why Soccer is so Boring" article

Posted on 7/22/26 at 11:15 am to
Posted by wm72
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 7/22/26 at 11:15 am to
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Every single thing said in that article is completely true and quite obvious but naturally the soccer purists are going to not get it because they're basically a cult.

They have no actual interest in having a meaningful discussion about anything.


A lot of Americans will likely always be soccer contrarians simply because it is foreign and the following in the US is much more slanted toward an urban, college educated and liberal demographic than other mainstream sports.

They're antagonistic to almost everything they associate with being European except french fries (most of the time).

There's a million things to nitpick about every sport but the root with soccer in the US is likely much more about what's subconsciously motivating the desire to dislike and nitpick.

Fortunately, anyone who doesn't want to watch soccer can always switch over to Matlock.

Posted by JawjaTigah
On the Bandwagon
Member since Sep 2003
23068 posts
Posted on 7/22/26 at 9:40 pm to
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It’s “the beautiful game,” and for most of my adult life I’ve been patiently informed, usually by someone who calls it fútbol, that I simply lack the sophistication to appreciate it.
This is the one really real accurate statement. IMHO, there is so much blatantly elitist “futbol snobbery” amongst the self-styled sophisticates, it turns my stomach. It is my notion that especially European futbollers would self-destruct if Americans ever embrace “their” sport. Hordes of American soccer/futbol fans would be one of their two worst nightmares. The other would be Team USA winning the WC.
Posted by Dalosaqy
I can't quite re
Member since Dec 2007
13669 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 10:15 pm to
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A lot of Americans will likely always be soccer contrarians

Don't care. At all.
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
14746 posts
Posted on 7/23/26 at 11:33 pm to
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What’s wrong with ties? It’s actually one of the more enjoyable things about soccer to me. Sometimes a game ends a draw. That point can be massive for teams in the standings for a multitude of reasons. In a sport that actually crowns the best team over the course of a season draws can actually be pretty exciting


I like tournament chess as well, and it uses a point system like soccer (1 for a win and .5 for a draw), and just like in soccer a draw could be a great and exciting matchup between two top teams or a scrappy underdog playing their best game against a big dog. I get why ties in football with such limited games can’t happen regularly, but the immediate reaction of a lot of Americans to hate ties always is weird.
Posted by Citica8
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
4368 posts
Posted on 7/24/26 at 9:52 am to
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IMHO, there is so much blatantly elitist “futbol snobbery” amongst the self-styled sophisticates, it turns my stomach.
There is ***fill in the blank*** snobbery in everything, especially on message boards and social media. Food, sports, alcohol, coffee, shoes, trading cards, sports fandom, movie fandom, book fandom, cell phone operating systems, grocery stores, credit cards, airlines, hotels... literally everything has elitist and gate keepers, who make it their personality, and get off on it.

There is nothing wrong with being at an infancy stage of something, running into assholes that think their knowledge should be weaponized instead of shared is inevitable, especially online, fortunately that person/persons is not the keeper of the gate, you can very easily avoid them.


I didn't even read the entire quoted part of the article much less the article. "It sucks because you can't use your hands" is something I heard in middle school from people who were often too uncoordinated to dribble a basketball either, I would not be shocked if somewhere in there it says "you have to run too much"
Posted by littleavery1948
Member since Oct 2014
6707 posts
Posted on 7/29/26 at 2:23 pm to
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Every single thing said in that article is completely true and quite obvious but naturally the soccer purists are going to not get it because they're basically a cult.

They have no actual interest in having a meaningful discussion about anything.


Trash post, not even worth a response. NBA is boring. NFL is unwatchable. Baseball and soccer are amazing.
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