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re: How would an MLS all star team fare in the EPL

Posted on 5/9/15 at 9:22 pm to
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
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Posted on 5/9/15 at 9:22 pm to
they would be better than Newcastle, I know that
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 10:20 pm to
Villa would poach a shite ton of goals. I don´t think he´s MLS, however.
Posted by oauron
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2011
14611 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 10:47 pm to
You don't think he'd make the hypothetical team or don't believe he plays for NYCFC?
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 5/9/15 at 10:50 pm to
I thought his club is not MLS, but some other shite.
Posted by cigsmcgee
LR
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Posted on 5/9/15 at 11:12 pm to
Youre prob thinking of Raul.
Posted by AmericanHoop
Baton Rouge
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745 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 12:07 am to
Forwards:
Robbie Keane
Sebastian Giovinco
Obafemi Martins
David Villa
Erick Torres
Octavio Rivero

Midfield:
Kaka
Michael Bradley
Fabian Castillo
Osvaldo Alonso
Kyle Beckerman
Clint Dempsey
Roger Espinoza
Diego Valeri
Darlington Nagbe


Defenders:
Matt Besler
Brek Shea
Victor Bernardez
Jermaine Jones
Laurent Ciman
Aurelian Collin
Michael Parkhurt

Goalkeepers:
Nick Rimando
Bill Hamid

It's a 24 man squad because I couldn't decide which last person to cut. Yes, I realize it's forward-heavy as well, but that's where the talent in the league is. But, this was my best shot at it.
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
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19699 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 9:07 am to
No Brad Davis?

Posted by AmericanHoop
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
745 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 10:47 am to
He was one of my las cuts.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 10:49 am to
You might as well take Shea off

dude couldn't hack it in the Championship

quote:

It's a 24 man squad because I couldn't decide which last person to cut. Yes, I realize it's forward-heavy as well, but that's where the talent in the league is. But, this was my best shot at it.



the average age of that squad might be over 30
This post was edited on 5/10/15 at 10:51 am
Posted by oauron
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2011
14611 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 1:17 pm to
He's doing well this season. Got several assists on a team that only has one real goal scoring threat.

And if it was for one season, I would put Beasley over Shea.
This post was edited on 5/10/15 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19699 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 3:41 pm to
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the average age of that squad might be over 30


A. Probably not - especially if you were to replace Rimando with Sean Johnson and Aurelien Collin with somebody like an Ike Opara or Matt Hedges, both of which make sense. 2015 Aurelien Collin is not the same as 2011 Collin.

B. I know it matters BECAUSE EUROPE LOL MLS, but Manchester City's average age was right at 29 - and it didn't hurt them too badly. Newcastle is the youngest team in the EPL (25 years) and they suck arse.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 3:59 pm to
quote:

. I know it matters BECAUSE EUROPE LOL MLS, but Manchester City's average age was right at 29 - and it didn't hurt them too badly. Newcastle is the youngest team in the EPL (25 years) and they suck arse.



City's old arse squad defiantly matters don't be silly and it did hurt them this year. Thats why they need a major overhaul.

Newcastle sucks bc they have shitty players
This post was edited on 5/10/15 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19699 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

it did hurt them


As the fell ALL THE WAY to second.

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defiantly


*ignore button*
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
126858 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 4:44 pm to
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As the fell ALL THE WAY to second.



Arsenal will finish 2nd, City's age hurt them this year to argue otherwise is absurd.

quote:

*ignore button*



says the guy who thinks City's avg age was not a factor in a decline in the team that needs to be overhauled. The point has been brought up all season by pundits.
Posted by WarSlamEagle
Manchester United Fan
Member since Sep 2011
24611 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

pundits

I would like to ban this word from the board. Who's with me?
Posted by AmericanHoop
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
745 posts
Posted on 5/10/15 at 9:14 pm to
Not sure why the age criticism is so trendy around here. MLS skews older in terms of its stars--we all know that. I wish it weren't the case, but it is.

Point is, the squad I posted could survive EPL.
Posted by Lordofwrath88
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
7105 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 1:19 am to
Honestly, the way the teams are picked.... they'd probably be nothing to write home about. There's finally enough talent in MLS where they wouldn't get relegated immediately, but they'd never sniff Europe.



NOW. If given a club and coaching staff charged with building an EPL team hand picking players from the MLS balancing talent with chemistry and the Manager's system, I think you could have an Everton/West Ham/.....McBride/Dempsey era Fulham - caliber team.
Posted by AmericanHoop
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2012
745 posts
Posted on 5/11/15 at 4:19 pm to
I agree that this team likely wouldn't get into Europe--maybe sneak in with a 6th or 7th spot (in the event of cup winner already qualifying), but just. More than likely it'd be a middling team.
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