re: UPDATE2: Donald Trump Just Confirmed Alien Life

I love how he says he'll essentially bail out Obama for disclosing classified information by declassifying it .

After all the hoopla over him having classified documents in an unsecure place between his two terms, he now has the democrats' savior by the balls over disclosing classified information

It’s incredible

Obama is so fricking screwed. You know he’s panicking like hell right now.

yeah Karoline Leavitt snickering in the background is a real indicator that this is totally real and not a hoax.

I was anally penetrated by an extraterrestrial device after leaving the local bar in Rachel, NV in 2014.

My startling arrival at this conclusion came as a result of retracing what happened that night, for my memory was wiped while the deed was done in the Rachel parking lot.

I was woken up by a Good Samaritan, who found me laying on the asphalt.

Initially I assumed I passed out due to digestion issues from the sketchy rhubarb pie served to me at the bar.

However, 2 days after that strange night, I developed a pilonidal cyst and had to get it surgically lanced and drained. The doc was expecting to find ingrown hair in the cyst, as it the usual cause of these painful skin infections. Instead, a metallic piece of debris emerged among the pus. The doc was shocked, and assumed it must have lodged itself into my tailbone skin area while my body slammed against the asphalt.

I knew there was more to the story.

I was allowed to keep the mysterious metallic shard and contacted a lab to run analysis on this foreign invader.

The results shook my bones as well as my soul. The substance was of no known material of this earth. The lab informed me that they sent the shard to the US govt for further analysis and safekeeping.

I didn’t know how to react. I was horrified and in awe at the same time. I took work off for a few days.

The following Sunday morning, I heard a knock at the door. A stern brisk knock, like one from a burly menacing man in black, coming to haul me away to an underground facility.

I took a deep breath, opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk fbe dinosaur

And I'm assuming this is part of the reason why Trump triggered you so much you needed to be put on anti-psychotics?

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I was anally penetrated

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This is the least surprising part of the thread

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what classified info was revealed?

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I'm assuming he is talking about this video.

Well, you're wrong.

Sorry about that

I can't fathom how narrow minded one has to be to believe that earth is home to the only life forms in an infinite and expanding universe.

I don't need a politician to confirm we aren't alone in this universe. In that same breath, from a mathematical standpoint the odds of us being the most intelligent life forms in the universe are equally astronomical. I don't think we fall on the primitive end of the scale, but I'd certainly wager there's far more technologically advanced civilizations out there in the cosmos

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Donald Trump Just Confirmed Alien Life

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Like this is a shock? We have ETs in Congress.