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Posted on 11/9/26 at 11:54 am to
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
18578 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 11:54 am to
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Did he win?


Yeah.

But it was a lot closer than it usually is in Alabama. Because he's such a horrible, stupid, a-hole candidate.


Alabama is a conservative state. Doug Jones is not conservative in the least. He already proved it after he ran on being a moderate and was elected to the Senate, where he promptly voted lockstep with the DNC on everything.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
18578 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 11:55 am to
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Bunch of Trump sheep!



REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! OMB!!!!!
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
18578 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 11:55 am to
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Ok upvotes, what is a woman?



Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
18578 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 11:56 am to
Now ask Kiesha in Georgia what the three branches of government are. We'll wait.
Posted by BTROleMisser
Murica'
Member since Nov 2017
18578 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 11:57 am to
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Laughing all to Congress and Senate!
Tuck Frump is next!


TDS is real as frick. Just look at this loser.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
7434 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 12:04 pm to
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LIbs are BIG mad he won.


He won by a vastly tighter margin than expected. I suspect libs aren't bothered at all. If the guy even matches Kay's public presence as Governor, I'll be very surprised.
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
3781 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 12:11 pm to
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Before looking like an idiot, look at the numbers first.
Good idea.

Barry Moore won the Senate race with 917,338 votes and a 9.42% margin of victory.

John Wahl won the Lieutenant Governor race with 910,795 votes and an 8.7% margin of victory.

Tommy Tuberville won the Gubernatorial election with 873,332 votes and a 4% margin of victory.

The question is: Why did Tuberville, the candidate with the most name recognition running in the highest profile race, have the lowest vote total and the smallest margin of victory out of these three candidates?

My answer is that about 40,000 people in Alabama who typically vote a straight Republican ticket either did not vote for anyone to be governor or voted for Jones, and they did this because Tuberville was a uniquely poor candidate.

What's your answer?

And remember:
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Before looking like an idiot, look at the numbers first.
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
70343 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 12:12 pm to
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Don’t they teach Civics in Alabama?
Good job, Gumps


How stupid are you?
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
16207 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 12:15 pm to
extremely embarassing that Tubs is the best candidate we could find, every time he opens his mouth he sounds retarded

plus, he doesn't even live here
Posted by Wednesday
Member since Aug 2017
17550 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 12:41 pm to
Yall elected some transgender over there. WTAF?
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
10298 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 2:52 pm to
Jones is a puppet. Stick his head up Schumers arse and echo everything Schumer told him to do.

Not in the best interest of Alabama. There is not one good thing the former slave owners have to offer Alabama.

Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
3781 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 3:04 pm to
No, no. You're the one who brought up numbers, so we're dealing in numbers now.

The question is: "Why did Tuberville, the candidate with the most name recognition running in the highest profile race, have the lowest vote total and the smallest margin of victory out of these three candidates?"

Do you have answers for why that happened, or should we accept mine?
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10807 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 3:07 pm to
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Black Democrats did their best to get Strong elected. They went to black churches in the Hsv area and held workshops for voting straight (D) ticket because this election the motto was "vote blue no matter who". It made the race close but Strong came up short in the end.


Strong did get elected but it wasn’t from Democrats support. The hell are you talking about?
Posted by JellyRoll
Member since Apr 2024
2608 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 3:12 pm to
You're so dumb, you don't even know where Tubs was educated at.

Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10807 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 3:15 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/9/26 at 3:16 pm
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
5477 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 3:16 pm to
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LIbs are BIG mad he won.


Chalk me up as embarassed he was actually on the ballot. The Alabama GOP is absolutely pathetic these days - dont have to believe me, just look around the evidence speaks for itself. They are lucky the democrats around these parts are even less organaized and appealing. Alabama was getting a loser regardless of the outcome, just different flavors of loser.
This post was edited on 11/9/26 at 3:17 pm
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
15297 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 3:17 pm to
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Do you have answers for why that happened, or should we accept mine?


What the frick does it matter?

I picture you looking east, with a tear rolling down your cheek like that Italian guy pretending to be an Indian in the pollution commercial, longing for LaKeisha.

You were SO CLOSE.

Console yourself with the Huntsville tranny. He will be flying your flag, maybe next time.
Posted by JellyRoll
Member since Apr 2024
2608 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 3:20 pm to
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Ok upvotes, what is a woman?




And he still hasn't answered this one.
Posted by AUCom96
Alabama
Member since May 2020
7434 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 3:31 pm to
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Yall elected some transgender over ther


Huntsville is Nashville part 2. Ironic part is it's a missile town... west coast liberal mindset financed by a war economy.
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
12260 posts
Posted on 11/9/26 at 3:38 pm to
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But it was a lot closer than it usually is in Alabama. Because he's such a horrible, stupid, a-hole candidate.

I've got two words for you, we said after leaving the polling station last week... War Eagle!
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