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re: Trump has a secret button that, when pressed, brings him a Diet Coke

Posted on 9/12/20 at 4:10 pm to
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32242 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 4:10 pm to
Didn't I read that he'll put ketchup on a $100 steak?
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 4:11 pm to
That’s hilarious
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
1916 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Chinese finger puzzles


I understood that reference.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30112 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 4:13 pm to
It's been said he puts $1000 ketchup on a $100 steak.
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
6486 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 4:21 pm to
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Did Bill have a button for cigars?


I had a tour of the West Wing while escorted by six Marine Corps Officers. We could go no further than the thresh hold of the Oval Office. Secret Service blocked the way, but allowed me to stick my head in and take a look. Clinton White House.

I went back a year later. Bush in Office ...Different color scheme, the Secret Service walked into the office with us. Again six Marine Corps Officers. Going down the hallway, my Son in Law asked "Did you recognize the color changes?" "Yeah, I read about that years ago. In this case they had to get the carpet out to remove the stains." I got Six Marines to laugh as we exited the building. They stopped at 8th and I to go into the Officer's Club for a drink. One quipped ...."You deserve this for the carpet joke." "Bull, you guys just wanted to get a drink."
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
11370 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 4:35 pm to
I don’t understand why people hate him - He’s hilarious
Posted by tigerfootball10
Member since Sep 2005
9494 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 4:37 pm to
IMPEACH
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30112 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 4:40 pm to
Just how many diet cokes is he charging to the taxpayer? Will he turn over the diet coke financial statements? Cohen alleges a bombshell in his tell-all book that Trump drinks 300 diet cokes a day, all on the taxpayer dime.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26559 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 4:46 pm to
You know he does that just to frick with people...


Posted by LSUnKaty
Katy, TX
Member since Dec 2008
4343 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 5:06 pm to
He should get Coke Zero, much better
Posted by OnwardToMAyhem
Member since Feb 2019
320 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 5:41 pm to
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wonder how the left will gin up outrage over this


Ummm, I think it's funny.

Not everything has to be a fight buddy, enjoy.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34729 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 5:43 pm to
Trump is such a boss. I bet he has another button that makes someone bring him a Big Mac or a fish delight
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34729 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 5:45 pm to
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I don’t understand why people hate him - He’s hilarious


he honestly is. It’s why everyone on the left loved Trump before he decided to run for President. He has an amazing personality
Posted by Big4SALTbro
Member since Jun 2019
14895 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 5:46 pm to
The best part is the media will get in a tizzy over this and it just gives another middle ground voter to us
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146732 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 5:49 pm to
This was suppose to be a joke because the dems were clutching their pearls about Trump having the nuke codes. It is from 2017 but it is still funny. I would do the same thing If I were Trump. He has a funny warped sense of humor.
Posted by diremustang
Member since Oct 2017
2287 posts
Posted on 9/12/20 at 5:53 pm to
“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke”
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