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re: Team DeSantis Official puts out a pretty cringe campaign shirt

Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:48 pm to
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

Ron has some people not good at their jobs working in his campaign.



Newsflash-DeSantis isn't trying to be Trump.
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
18598 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:55 pm to
That is just bad. I'm not even picky, but pussyfooting and malarkey are too old timey for me.


'Put an end to wokeness' would've been better for him. Since he has made a name for himself fighting against wokeness.
This post was edited on 6/15/23 at 7:56 pm
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
6161 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:57 pm to
quote:

Trump really knows his audience with that last one.


That is some funny sh*t
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96939 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:01 pm to
JNoles already bought 5 and the Ronminator onesie that comes with it.

Sad!
Posted by dsides
Member since Jan 2013
6161 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

JNoles already bought 5 and the Ronminator onesie that comes with it.


Bad move. Doesn’t he realize the investment opportunity in those trump NFT’s?
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40305 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

idlewatcher



Heard idlewatcher got the creamsicle flavored Trumpy dildo
Posted by VolcanicTiger
Member since Apr 2022
5933 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:12 pm to
quote:

Heard idlewatcher got the creamsicle flavored Trumpy dildo
Careful, dsuck thinks that makes you gay. At least that's what he was doing when he first realized he was gay.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
53720 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:12 pm to
Jeb Bush came up with it
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40305 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

VolcanicTiger



I mention a dildo and you come rushing into this thread at mach 2.0.
Posted by TerryDawg03
The Deep South
Member since Dec 2012
17963 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:14 pm to
Even McConnell’s team was better than that.


Posted by VolcanicTiger
Member since Apr 2022
5933 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

I mention a dildo and you come rushing into this thread at mach 2.0.
Sorry bro, I keep telling you you're barking up the wrong tree. I heard dsuck's wife left him because she found out about his "secret", try him. You can help each other paint your toenails in Swamp Navy.

Btw, is anyone else going to point out the irony in someone like you sporting that avatar while mocking Trump's wildly successful NFT's?
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16190 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

VolcanicTiger


This might be the most denial oppressed gay man I've ever seen. And I grew up in Arkansas
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40305 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:36 pm to
Who is Dsuck?

My avatar isn’t being sold to gullible people so it’s a false equivalency.

Posted by VolcanicTiger
Member since Apr 2022
5933 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:55 pm to
You can just hear the conversation:

Sir, Trump's already campaigning for the general, I think you need to do it too... you know, act like you're the one ahead by 69 points."

Ron: "69, nice!"

"Sir, let's be adults here. You see, Trump is a master persuader. He knows if he can get people 'thinking past the sale,' they will think of him as though he's won the primary already."

Ron: "But I'm in the primary."

"...yes, I know. So word on the street is that Newsom will enter the race to primary Biden."

Ron: "When? I waited for months but I've already been running for *looks at watch* THREE WEEKS! Jeez, anyone who waits six months and THREE WEEKS is just a pussy!"

"Yes... a 'pussy'... which brings me to my amazing idea for a T-shirt!"

Ron: "Why are we attacking Newsom?"

"That's a good question, so... here's my logic: Attacking Biden... Trump has already cornered the market. If RFK Jr. gets in... don't bother. But Newsom, he's a young, attractive governor of a state with a Disney park."

Ron: "That's pretty frickin' gay."

"...y-yeah... anyhoo... We need to attack him to look like it's really a contest between you and him."

Ron: "What if that goads him into running instead of scaring him off?"

"lulz When has that ever happened?!"

Ron: "...Okay, I'm in. So we're a couple of young, cool dudes with pretty young wives and kids. What kind of message should we use on the shirt?"

"I was torn between 'Stop Pussyfooting Around'.."

Ron: "I like it... cuz it has the word

"Yes yes yes, and the other option was 'Make Septuagenarians Retire Again."

Ron: "I don't think that would make me popular in Florida... plus I don't know how to pronounce... or spell... that big word."
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87349 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:56 pm to
I will concede the RD merch people aren't sending their best

Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
182303 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

I will concede the RD merch people aren't sending their best




Neither is their meme team
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40305 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

VolcanicTiger


Posted by VolcanicTiger
Member since Apr 2022
5933 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

This might be the most denial oppressed gay man I've ever seen. And I grew up in Arkansas
A lot of y'all are really hoping, but sorry, I don't swing that way. Try to work through it with your therapists.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40305 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:59 pm to
Sure thing bud. Go write another gay fantasy with Gavin Newsom in it and suck your dildo angrily in the corner instead of posting here. Thanks.
Posted by VolcanicTiger
Member since Apr 2022
5933 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

Sure thing bud. Go write another gay fantasy with Gavin Newsom in it and suck your dildo angrily in the corner instead of posting here. Thanks.
You're trying too hard, dude. How many Shiny New Daddy photos do you have saved on your PC, by the way?
This post was edited on 6/15/23 at 9:01 pm
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