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re: Superman comes out as bisexual
Posted on 10/11/21 at 3:04 pm to Champagne
Posted on 10/11/21 at 3:04 pm to Champagne
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That Clark Kent guy always seemed to me to be a little Light-on-his-loafers, if ya know what I mean.
It's not the OG Superman - Clark Kent - Kal-El that they're making gay.
It's his son, Jonathan Kent, they're turning into a big ole mo that likes dick.
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Posted on 10/11/21 at 3:06 pm to Music_City_Tiger
Jon-Jon is Cal-El's effeminate Zoomer son...not Superman.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 3:29 pm to Music_City_Tiger
Buns of steel eh?
Posted on 10/11/21 at 3:33 pm to Music_City_Tiger
So now we have super fruit the fig warrior. 
Posted on 10/11/21 at 3:59 pm to Music_City_Tiger
I always thought it would've been Robin 
Posted on 10/11/21 at 4:08 pm to Music_City_Tiger
Holy smokes! The America I knew when I wore a younger man's clothes, is gone.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 4:09 pm to Sentrius
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Teach your child that heterosexual relationships/marriage is one of the best predictors of stability, financial success, economic power and productivity.
Just tell him that without heterosexuality, humanity would cease to exist. Let him take that to his science teacher.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 4:32 pm to Music_City_Tiger
Well I know I'm gonna read now waiting for the "kneel before zod" moment now.
:eyeroll
:eyeroll
Posted on 10/11/21 at 4:47 pm to Bulldogblitz
I think we should encourage all our enemies to frick each other up the butt and whatnot. We don't need them making babies. Maybe we can get "the word on the skreet" that buttsexx is the best sex, and high schools like the one in my tiny home town won't have 71 pregnant teens like they do now.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 4:48 pm to Music_City_Tiger
No he doesn't.
That's not Superman.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:11 pm to Music_City_Tiger
Posted on 10/11/21 at 5:59 pm to Sentrius
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It's his son, Jonathan Kent, they're turning into a big ole mo that likes dick.
Oh, well, damn! My bad! Whew! So, Superman is safe . . . for now . . . until he comes out as Transgender.
Will they need a Kryptonite knife to perform the testicles-removal surgery on Superman?
This post was edited on 10/11/21 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:00 pm to Music_City_Tiger
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The new Superman will soon be in a romantic relationship with a same-sex partner, DC Comics announced Monday.
Titled "The Death of Superman: Son of Kal-El".
This post was edited on 10/11/21 at 6:05 pm
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:02 pm to Music_City_Tiger
everything woke turns to sh*t.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 6:08 pm to CDawson
Always wondered what Superman and Clark Kent were doing in that phone booth for so long ....
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