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Study: All Humanity Comes From One Couple.................... You don't say

Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:35 am
Posted by Jjdoc
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Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:35 am
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A new study revealed that all humans are descendants of the same man and woman who lived 100,000 to 200,000 years ago.

Our communal mom and dad got together after a “catastrophic event” almost wiped out the human race, the Daily Mail reported of the study.

And it's not just humans who came from a single pair of beings - these bar codes, or snippets of DNA that reside outside the nuclei of living cells, suggest that nine out of every 10 animal species do, too.

They concluded that 90% of all animal species alive today come from parents that all began giving birth at roughly the same time, less than 250 thousand years ago - throwing into doubt the patterns of human evolution.



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Well now..... Who knew!?
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64209 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:37 am to
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throwing into doubt


Now they sound like real scientist!
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
7713 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:37 am to
Where have I read this before?
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37593 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:37 am to
Old news.

Adam and Eve.

Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118683 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:38 am to
Welp.

Science is settled.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:38 am to
Please tell me you are implying Adam/Eve
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
48129 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:39 am to
Well he isn’t talking about Adam and Steve!!
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67692 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:39 am to
I wonder if the party of science will embrace this like it has climate change?
Posted by Jjdoc
Cali
Member since Mar 2016
53439 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:40 am to
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Please tell me you are implying Adam/Eve


The Study is stating there was 1 couple.


What's your problem with Science sir?
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27061 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:40 am to
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descendants of the same man and woman


You know I read that book...
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:41 am to
* BHP throws away his 23AndMe sample now that he knows it is all the same as everyone else *
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27061 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:42 am to
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BHP throws away his 23AndMe sample now that he knows it is all the same as everyone else *


Does this mean Elizabeth Warren was telling the truth?




Oh, snap, does this mean we can do away with all the "race" boxes on the forms?
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54202 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:44 am to
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Science is settled.


Goes to prove where all our crazy people evolved from - incestuous breeding.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:46 am to
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The Study is stating there was 1 couple.


Our communal mom and dad got together after a “catastrophic event” almost wiped out the human race, the Daily Mail reported of the study.

Oops. YEC is embarassing.
This post was edited on 11/27/18 at 7:47 am
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27061 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:47 am to
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“catastrophic event” almost wiped out the human race


Do you Noah bro?
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17474 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:48 am to
What? No monkey business? And that "catastrophic event"? What ark you saying?
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89483 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:50 am to
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Oh, snap, does this mean we can do away with all the "race" boxes on the forms?


Since we're all 1,000th cousins with each other, then, yeah.

But, good luck with that cousin-screwing business, baw.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89483 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:50 am to
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Our communal mom and dad got together after a “catastrophic event” almost wiped out the human race, the Daily Mail reported of the study.


So, you're saying that's Noah's people?

Got it.
Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:51 am to
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Do you Noah bro?


The gift that keeps on giving
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27061 posts
Posted on 11/27/18 at 7:53 am to
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The gift that keeps on giving


Well, I am waiting on you to refute it, it happens to be a catastrophic event that was documented to have wiped out most of humanity...

Why are you denying the science?
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