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Posted on 12/27/25 at 1:20 pm to
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 1:20 pm to
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Bible traces Jesus's lineage back to Adam
Not really. Luke does the best he could at extrapolating based on temple records. Ussher extrapolated based on Luke. Neither accounted for allegory.

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I've done the math


Posted by ChineseBandit58
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Member since Aug 2005
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:02 pm to
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As the sun moves through the Milky Way, it creates extreme ocean events.

wut?? - pretty sure the suns trajectory wrt the Milky Way has no measurable effect on anything earthbound - certainly something like "extreme ocean event"

Extreme ocean events do occur = A huge meteor like the dinosaur killer created huge waves that were noticeable across the whole earth.

But continual drift is what causes great waterfalls thru Gibralter - that has happened more than once as the straits have opened/closed a number of times.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:36 pm to
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you're joking?
Snow and ice melts resulted sudden catastrophic flooding at numerous points worldwide with the end of the most recent stadial. You didn't know that?


Wait, you're calling water levels rising over decades a flood?
Posted by Azkiger
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:37 pm to
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Neither accounted for allegory.



There it is.

Everything's literal until science proves it to be bullshite.
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 3:15 pm to
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There it is.

Everything's literal until science proves it to be bullshite.
Says the person who doesn't "believe" massive worldwide floods occurred during the YoungerDryas - Holocene transition?


No. "Everything" in the Bible is not literal. Not now. Not ever. The Bible even occasionally points that out for the reader.

The fact you'd take the antithetical view though, and allow such a view to interfere with known science .... the Bible says it, therefore it cannot be true .... is a sort of BDS .... Bible Derangement Syndrome.
This post was edited on 12/27/25 at 3:17 pm
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 4:58 pm to
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Everything's literal until science proves it to be bullshite.


you should probably read the Bible.
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 5:33 pm to
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Wait, you're calling water levels rising over decades a flood?
No.
You really should read a bit about stadial-interstadial moments in an ice age before you make an arse of yourself.
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 12/27/25 at 11:03 pm to
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Says the person who doesn't "believe" massive worldwide floods occurred during the YoungerDryas - Holocene transition?


Lets discuss the holocene transition.

Sea levels rose 1-2 meters per century (or about .6 inches a year).

That's the "global flood" you're leaning on.



Again, it's completely literal until we actually know fricking better. We'll, some of us know fricking better...
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 4:18 am to
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Lets discuss the holocene transition.

Sea levels rose 1-2 meters per century (or about .6 inches a year).

That's the "global flood" you're leaning on.



Again, it's completely literal until we actually know fricking better. We'll, some of us know fricking better...
Goodness

You actually returned to your sea-level rise stupidity instead of trying to catch up?
Really?

.... Even after suggestions offered here that the floods had nothing at all to do with your sea level premise, and, by corollary, holding you don't understand WTF you're talking about? You still went back your sea level rise nonsense?

There are hundreds of articles detailing prehistoric glacial melts, ice and/or moraine dam failure, and catastrophic outburst flooding secondary to rapid rewarming during the final phase of Termination I.

None of which is related to slow global sea level rise. Although in the case of straits like the Bering, Gibraltar, or the Dardanelles, there may have been salt water flooding as well, as barriers in those areas gave way.

But in the end, not only are you unfamiliar with the science; you were too lazy to do a simple search to educate yourself.

E.g.,
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Here, we present results from comprehensive mapping that demonstrate the existence and final catastrophic drainage of multiple ice-dammed lakes in southern Norway during the Early Holocene, as well as key landforms that detail the course of glacial retreat. We have identified several previously unknown ice-dammed lakes and described three hitherto unknown 15–80 km3-large glacial lake outburst floods. The floods formed mega dunes, large flood bars, canyons and other distinctive features in the impacted areas downstream. We present a relative chronology for the ice-dammed lakes and drainage events that, coupled with existing chronological constraints, allow detailed palaeoglaciology reconstructions in a period of rapid deglaciation.
LINK
Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 4:46 am to
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instead of trying to catch up?


I asked you for locations and dates, you gave me a global trend. This was your claim, not mine. Time to back it up.
Posted by Breaux
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 5:37 am to
Wait until you learn what the qanon folks believe
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 5:46 am to
Am I missing why this is political?
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 5:49 am to
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I asked you for locations and dates
Good Lord.

You really are that incapable? Seriously?

Where?
North America: Missoula, Agassiz
Europe: Saalian Glaciation
Asia: Himalayan Region and Russia
ME: Gulf Oasis, Persian Gulf (Agassiz related)

When?
The Persian Gulf catastrophe occurred ~6000BC
Posted by SWINC
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 5:50 am to
Scence is always changing.

And always will
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:02 am to
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Scence is always changing.
The OP is not really science. It's more an overtly simpleton pseudorepresentation of evolution
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:35 am to
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Again, it's completely literal until we actually know fricking better. We'll, some of us know fricking better...

Not really…Everyone is guessing or has faith in sone idea. The same scientific consensus you’ve so sure about today will likely have a different consensus in a century or so. Your faith just happens to be in a more recent idea. Know one really KNOWS.
Posted by Perfect Circle
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 6:39 am to
So dogs came from dinosaurs, which came from lizards, which came from fish, which came from trilobites, which came from single called creatures? Riiiiight.

Takes a whole lotta faith to swallow that malarkey.
Posted by NC_Tigah
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Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:22 am to
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Know one really KNOWS.
Well, that is not quite true. We know quite a bit about canis evolution. We know quite a bit about prehistoric floods across the Northern Hemisphere. We know quite a bit about BDS, and the flaws in atheistic faith "theory" as well.
Posted by NorCali
Member since Feb 2015
1586 posts
Posted on 12/28/25 at 7:27 am to
Love how they just “skip” to the eukaryotic stage, which is the end of the biggest logical gap in this entire process, meaning “goo” to spontaneous manifestation of functional biological polymers (RNA or Peptide, still no rational for how either could form) to a nucleated cell with organelles.
Oh and how these single cell fall into the mud and miraculously become an organism.

Funniest part is that people who reject the notion of creationism via a more monotheistic God as something supernatural but endorse this narrative are still accepting on faith something at it’s core is also supernatural and unproven!

Posted by Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
27028 posts
Posted on 12/28/25 at 11:22 am to
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You really are that incapable? Seriously?

Where?
North America: Missoula, Agassiz
Europe: Saalian Glaciation
Asia: Himalayan Region and Russia
ME: Gulf Oasis, Persian Gulf (Agassiz related)

When?
The Persian Gulf catastrophe occurred ~6000BC


My man, you said people were affected globally.

Im going to need specific locations of very intense/rapid flooding impacting human communities.
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