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Should politicians be hooked up to lie detectors during debates?

Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:42 pm
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166295 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:42 pm
Must see TV.
Seems pretty pertinent to the integrity of their answers.
Stop the bullshite.
You still have the balls to run?
Be honest mother frickers.
Posted by Dogwalk
Perkins, LA
Member since Jun 2016
1094 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:42 pm to
Then we, the audience, would hear nothing but beeps!
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17170 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:43 pm to
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Should politicians be hooked up to lie detectors during debates?
Are you trying to cause the power grid to fail? Or just rolling blackouts?
Posted by NeonSunburst
Member since Oct 2010
2798 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:43 pm to
Yesssss make this happen!
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108439 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:44 pm to
No, but I think they should be dressed like this so we know who they're speaking for.

Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49671 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:44 pm to
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Should politicians be hooked up to electric chairs during debates?


FIFY
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166295 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:45 pm to
They might as well have been already this year.
Posted by NeonSunburst
Member since Oct 2010
2798 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:45 pm to
Yesssss!!! Make this happen!!!
;)
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:45 pm to
Or we need some Sicilians to call them out when they lie.

Posted by vjp819
South Sec. 414 / Alex Box Sec. 210
Member since Nov 2003
10882 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:46 pm to
every frickin day.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18212 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:46 pm to
The dems would fix the machines
Posted by berrycajun
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
6903 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:47 pm to
Aren’t lie detectors designed for yes are no questions?

We could use them to ask about fraud, however. Spygate. Benghazi. Ukraine. Ccp.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95633 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:47 pm to
“Mr Biden, this is a simple lie detector. Do you understand?”

“Yes.”

*machine explodes*
Posted by Malik Agar
Member since Nov 2012
12076 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:47 pm to
Debates are so old and dumb now. Do it with power points and readily available video to pull up to call out lies and flip flopping.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37797 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:49 pm to
God these threads just keep getting better

You know why lie detectors aren’t admissible in court? Because they are not reliable

You know why they aren’t reliable? Because sociopaths can beat them.

You know the favorite profession of a sociopath? Politics!


Congrats on being brilliant
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166295 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:49 pm to
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Mr Biden, this is a simple lie detector. Do you understand?”


Biden “popsicles man, where’s my popsicle?”
Posted by Kino74
Denham springs
Member since Nov 2013
5344 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:49 pm to
As some one who has had a polygraph done, I can tell you it won't work. The way it works is you get strapped down with 2 lines across the chest and a connection placed on index fingertip. You get asked 5 questions that you purposely lie to and 5 questions you answer truthfully. Can't move around or even swallow. Blanking is allowed. The guy that did mine asked in a soft monotone voice questions and would toss any one of those 10 questions up at anytime and in any order. In case anyone was wondering how long it lasted, I was there for about 3 hours.

None of that is feasible in a debate.
Posted by crimsonuatide
Member since Jul 2017
1664 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:49 pm to
Absolutely!!!
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166295 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:50 pm to
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God these threads just keep getting better


Fine. Lie detector and injected w truth serum
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
37797 posts
Posted on 1/11/21 at 6:51 pm to
How about we make mayonnaise sandwiches and RC Cola mandatory for every citizens lunch, every day?
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