Rank the debate winners

This is just based on tonight’s debate. It’s not indicative of who I think wins the nomination.

1. Butt edge edge - landed some shots, defended some shots, didn’t put his foot in his mouth. Stuck to his usual generic noncommittal “hope & change” talking points.

2. Warren - knocked Bloomberg down in the first round. Was mostly on the offensive.

3. Sanders - Landed a few blows, but still can’t defend very well. He makes for an easy target. He says dumb shite, but the Bernie bros in the audience lapped it up. Bloomberg landed the biggest blow on him with his “3 house” line and Bernie was staggered by it for a while.

3. Biden - Landed some small shots and didn’t get hit too many times. His style is still awkward and forced...and his “I’m the only one” & “our administration” schtick is old. He probably benefited the most from having Bloomberg on the stage.

5. Bloomberg - took a lot of haymakers, but also had a couple of good lines. He was on the defensive most of the night. I had him in last place until close to the end.

6. Klobuchar - took Little Peter’s shots a couple of times. Once made her cry. She came across as desperate and bitchy. She’s very rehearsed and awkward.