Racist Bridges and Tree Equity

Even my lawn grass is racist.

Amazing with the myriad of dumpster fires currently raging, these are the types of things the clowns in the WH are concerned about.

Endemic

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Hope your week has been as productive as Brandon’s team. I’m writing a paper on the racism of the Sun and it’s inequities in terms of solar precision in regards to indigenous people of color relative to the constructs of intergalactic disinformation. Hopefully I get that knocked out before Friday!

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I'm not on twitter, but people who are should get shite like this trending.

#newlydiscoveredracism

Make it as ridiculous as possible, because in 3-5 years progressives will be saying the same thing unironically.

I think I-10 in New Orleans East is racist. My commute would be so much better if a new, non-racist interstate was built on the lakefront that allowed me to not have to drive on the oppresive interstate. Get on it Brandon

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I heard that VP Impala was inquiring a NASA scientist about tree inequities ?

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Tree Equity has been tried before.

There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas

The trouble with the maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade?

There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the maples scream 'oppression!'
And the oaks, just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights
'The oaks are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more oak oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet,
Axe,
And saw