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OT Spinoff: Socialism Jokes
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:02 pm
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:02 pm
Thought y'all might need a couple of laughs.
Enjoy comrades!
Enjoy comrades!
quote:
How do you starve a Socialist?
You hide their food stamps under their work boots.
quote:
Child: When I grow up I want to be a socialist
Parent: You can’t do both
quote:
"I'm a socialist drinker!" The bartender chuckled and asked me, "Don't you mean social drinker?"
"No, I only drink when someone else is paying."
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How many Socialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, but when it inevitably fails, they will be sure to inform us it wasn't a real light bulb.
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:12 pm to xGeauxLSUx
Two Soviets are lying in field looking up at clouds.
One sees a potato
One sees an impossible dream
Is same Cloud
One sees a potato
One sees an impossible dream
Is same Cloud
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:17 pm to xGeauxLSUx
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:19 pm to fr33manator
Q: How many people did Pinochet have killed?
A: None. Communists aren't people.
A: None. Communists aren't people.
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:20 pm to xGeauxLSUx
Socialism jokes aren't funny unless everybody gets it
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:21 pm to Cuz413
quote:
Socialism jokes aren't funny unless everybody gets it
That reminds me;
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:21 pm to xGeauxLSUx
I asked my friend in North Korea: ‘How’s life?’
He replied ‘Can’t complain’
What did socialist use to light there homes before candles?
Electricity
He replied ‘Can’t complain’
What did socialist use to light there homes before candles?
Electricity
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:23 pm to Mike Honcho
If you had a dollar for every time socialism worked, you'd have 0 dollars. Ironically, if socialism did work, you'd still have 0 dollars.
Posted on 7/24/20 at 8:47 pm to xGeauxLSUx
1st guy -Two guys walk into a bar for a night out when .......
2nd guy - Not in Louisiana they didn’t !
2nd guy - Not in Louisiana they didn’t !
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:22 pm to xGeauxLSUx
Read the thread title and I immediately thought about Reagan telling jokes about the Soviets.
youtube under 6 minutes.
LINK
quote:
Reagan tells Soviet jokes
youtube under 6 minutes.
LINK
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:26 pm to xGeauxLSUx
Posted on 7/24/20 at 9:55 pm to viceman
Reagan was such a great president. The left and the media hated him like they hate trump now.
Posted on 7/24/20 at 10:30 pm to viceman
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viceman
Was JUST about to post this very video...Good job, viceman.
Posted on 7/25/20 at 12:44 am to xGeauxLSUx
I saw a pretty good joke on here one day. I think it went something like this:
Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and says "drinks are on me. Who's buying?"
Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and says "drinks are on me. Who's buying?"
Posted on 7/25/20 at 12:45 am to xGeauxLSUx
frick Marxists
Posted on 7/25/20 at 6:37 am to Tunasntigers92
Not necessarily a joke, but from the other meme thread
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