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re: NY Post is Reporting that LE Sauces Confirmed that Epstein Hung Self in Cell
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:09 pm to cajunangelle
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:09 pm to cajunangelle
Damn, they get tv?
Of course, I guess “Leave It To Beaver” on an endless loop would be tantamount to a circle of Hell.
Of course, I guess “Leave It To Beaver” on an endless loop would be tantamount to a circle of Hell.
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Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:11 pm to Stingray
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There is the ancient legend of a stoic master who willing placed his arm to fire until the bone was exposed. Perhaps Epstein was the latest master to guide us.
Yea apparently Epstein was not the best at resisting urges.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:11 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Again, been awhile since I took asphyxiation 101, but the reflex to save yourself is involuntary, is it not?
Not an to be an expert or anything because everybody's a frickin expert....
Ive posted this a couple times now but it doesnt fit the hopeful narrative. I guess I'll waste a little more of my time anyway. Robin Williams hung himself using the dopr hinge to a bathroom closet as the anchor point for an electrical cord. The way he hung himself dictated that he was found in a nearly seated position hovering just above the floor. In other words, the seat of his arse was about 3 or 4 inches off the floor. His legs could have clearly saved him if he wanted them to but he did not. He was successful in nearly an identical situation as Epstein.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:11 pm to ReauxlTide222
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I imagine if you were extremely determined you could get to a point where you passed out.
Then gravity and no oxygen would take it from there, no?
I guess, but would the sheets be strong enough to hold the dead weight?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:13 pm to davyjones
Except you know the heavy duty lamp cord
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:13 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Prison sheets held a heavier Aaron Hernandez just fine did they not??
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:13 pm to CAD703X
See above post.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:14 pm to PhDoogan
Not a single person would believe that, jeez. As soo as he passed out, this position would shift...Got to believe he was strangled and positioned
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:15 pm to davyjones
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The way he hung himself dictated that he was found in a nearly seated position hovering just above the floor. In other words, the seat of his arse was about 3 or 4 inches off the floor. His legs could have clearly saved him if he wanted them to but he did not. He was successful in nearly an identical situation as Epstein.
Did Epstein have access to an electrical cord?
No?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:15 pm to CAD703X
Epstein was a regular fricking macguyver pulling off converting bed sheets to a noose and ending his life before the next guard check. 
I can see the made-for-tv movie now with a little clock counting down until the next guard visit.
I can see the made-for-tv movie now with a little clock counting down until the next guard visit.
This post was edited on 8/12/19 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:17 pm to CAD703X
especially since the daily mail article says the cell he was in had paper sheets.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:18 pm to CAD703X
To be fair, the every 20 minute guard checks conveniently went several hours without occurring on this particular night.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:18 pm to cajunangelle
They needed to have him in the plastic prison they put Magneto in, it would have worked except for Mystique‘s honey potting the iron into the perv guard’s blood, coupled w Magneto’s mutant powers
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:19 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Why willfully play dumb? Aaron Hernandez successfully hung himself with prison bedsheets. Robin Williams hung himself in about 4 to 5 feet of height. Do you want me to put it together a little more for you?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:19 pm to davyjones
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Ive posted this a couple times now but it doesnt fit the hopeful narrative. I guess I'll waste a little more of my time anyway. Robin Williams hung himself
If only Robin Williams had been in a highly controlled facility where everybody knew he was a suicide risk and they were paid to prevent it. Friggin no way he'd have been able to do it then, right?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:20 pm to PhDoogan
Epstein’s pedo powers >>>>> Magneto’s mutant powers
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:21 pm to Flats
Yeah well as it turned out no one was there to stop either from doing what they did, even if they were supposed to be in one of the cases. And that is exactly what they're looking into right now....how and why that was the case.
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:21 pm to PhDoogan
We dont believe these anonymous sources. But we do believe the anonymous former inmate who claims suicide in those cells impossible no matter what. Why is that?
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:22 pm to davyjones
Posted on 8/12/19 at 6:24 pm to PsychTiger
quote:that's my point
fair, the every 20 minute guard checks conveniently went several hours without occurring on this particular night.
Epstein just had a "sixth sense" he had time to pull this off!!
What a fricking coincidence.
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