- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Not Really Political But I Like You People; I Just Committed A Faux Pas
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:54 pm
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:54 pm
Simple but funny csb.
Fiancée and I are visiting one of her friends. This woman just bought and moved into a nice little house and decorated it. Keep in mind that she already doesn’t like me.
She was giving us the tour and we were in the kitchen when I looked up and saw some letters above the cabinet that people like to decorate with now.
“Why did you want FAT up there?” I said, chuckling.
She gave me a death stare.
“It’s not FAT. It’s EAT.”
I stepped back and looked up again. Whoops.
I looked at her and said “well that’s better than fat” and chucked again.
She continued with death stare before we moved on. I looked at my fiancée. Another death stare. Now we’ll have to talk about this on the ride home.
Fiancée and I are visiting one of her friends. This woman just bought and moved into a nice little house and decorated it. Keep in mind that she already doesn’t like me.
She was giving us the tour and we were in the kitchen when I looked up and saw some letters above the cabinet that people like to decorate with now.
“Why did you want FAT up there?” I said, chuckling.
She gave me a death stare.
“It’s not FAT. It’s EAT.”
I stepped back and looked up again. Whoops.
I looked at her and said “well that’s better than fat” and chucked again.
She continued with death stare before we moved on. I looked at my fiancée. Another death stare. Now we’ll have to talk about this on the ride home.
17
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:55 pm to LuckyTiger
They both sound uptight.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:56 pm to LuckyTiger
I thought it was funny. Both of those women need to lighten up. My wife even thought your story was funny.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:56 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:56 pm to LuckyTiger
Is she of portly build?
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:57 pm to DownSouthJukin
You friends with Stacey Abrams?
Posted on 5/19/20 at 8:57 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
Now we’ll have to talk about this on the ride home.
Man up baw
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:11 pm to DownSouthJukin
No she’s attractive. Kind of a bitch but an attractive one.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:15 pm to LuckyTiger
To keep it political, try telling the story as if Biden were telling it:
“Why did you want FAT up there?” I said, stammering.
She gave me a stare, like she wanted to rub the hair down on my legs.
“It’s not FAT. It’s EAT.”
"Now look here, FAT!," I said, in the vernacular of Corn-Pop. "You're a lyin' dog-faced pony soldier!"
Obviously taken aback at the amount of push-ups I could do behind the shed, she asked "what the hell is a lyin' dog-faced pony soldier?"
Aggravated, I had to lay it out for her in painful detail: "It's that which we hold these troolfs to be self-ebbident, that all fat by which in... the, well you know ... the THING!"
“Why did you want FAT up there?” I said, stammering.
She gave me a stare, like she wanted to rub the hair down on my legs.
“It’s not FAT. It’s EAT.”
"Now look here, FAT!," I said, in the vernacular of Corn-Pop. "You're a lyin' dog-faced pony soldier!"
Obviously taken aback at the amount of push-ups I could do behind the shed, she asked "what the hell is a lyin' dog-faced pony soldier?"
Aggravated, I had to lay it out for her in painful detail: "It's that which we hold these troolfs to be self-ebbident, that all fat by which in... the, well you know ... the THING!"
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:16 pm to LuckyTiger
Meh, after 35 years of marriage my bride is not surprised at anything I say, just roll with it.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:17 pm to PhDoogan
I’m sure retreating to TD to post this story while still there is helping your case
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:21 pm to NoSaint
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:21 pm to LuckyTiger
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:23 pm to LuckyTiger
That would rank right up there with asking a fat woman when the baby is due. 
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:25 pm to LuckyTiger
quote:
”Why did you want FAT up there?” I said, chuckling.
She gave me a death stare.
“It’s not FAT. It’s EAT.”
People that take blatantly obvious and innocuous jokes and respond to them in a serious offended manner have many deep-seeded problems.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:39 pm to LuckyTiger
That’s a funny story but we have rules here, sir. RULES!
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:40 pm to LuckyTiger
Sounds like the tension is pretty high.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:41 pm to LuckyTiger
Sounds like you've got an outside chance at a threesome, congrats, sir.
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:42 pm to LuckyTiger
Get back at her by posting a pic of her
Posted on 5/19/20 at 9:42 pm to LuckyTiger
I giggled. Bet she moves those letters up so people can see the “E” now.
Page 1 of 2
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News