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N. Korea's invitation to S. Korea's president

Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:33 am
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:33 am
So Kim had his younger sister, Kim Yo Jong, deliver an invitation for a summit for the president of South Korea, Moon Jae-In.

Am I the only one who feels like this is some comic book villain-level BS to try and kidnap the dude?

Rare footage of Kim with his demands has already been found on their servers (a converted N64):



My message to South Korea:

Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20383 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:49 am to
Nah it will be a dog and pony show for Kim. The NK media will spin it as "American running dog lackey president of South Korea comes to grovel and beg for aid from Dear Leader" or some shite.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
30886 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:52 am to
quote:

Nah it will be a dog and pony show for Kim. The NK media will spin it as "American running dog lackey president of South Korea comes to grovel and beg for aid from Dear Leader" or some shite.


Yeah, probably.

North Korea is one of those places that's like a train wreck spilling toxic chemicals. You don't want to go near it, but at the same time it's so over the top you keep expecting a comic book origin story to develop.
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51806 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:52 am to
The good guys have effectively neutered fat boy.

You don't go from lobbing rockets and threatening the world to wanting to ice skate and hold hands together without somebody stepping on your flopper.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30886 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:53 am to
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somebody stepping on your flopper




There's an image...

Especially coupled with the previous one of ice skates...

-shudder-
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51806 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:55 am to
Rocket man definitely got his Willie spanked by the good guys.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 10:56 am to
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somebody stepping on your flopper.


Fake news.

This implies he's working with enough tissue down there to produce a motion resembling a "flop."
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51274 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:05 am to
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kidnap the dude?


Not gonna lie, the thought crossed my mind for a split second.

Maybe James Franco and Seth Rogan can go rescue him.
This post was edited on 2/13/18 at 11:06 am
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 2/13/18 at 11:17 am to
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North Korea is one of those places that's like a train wreck spilling toxic chemicals. You don't want to go near it, but at the same time it's so over the top you keep expecting a comic book origin story to develop.


Worst analogy ever
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