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skrayper
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N. Korea's invitation to S. Korea's president
So Kim had his younger sister, Kim Yo Jong, deliver an invitation for a summit for the president of South Korea, Moon Jae-In.

Am I the only one who feels like this is some comic book villain-level BS to try and kidnap the dude?

Rare footage of Kim with his demands has already been found on their servers (a converted N64):



My message to South Korea:



TheFonz
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re: N. Korea's invitation to S. Korea's president
Nah it will be a dog and pony show for Kim. The NK media will spin it as "American running dog lackey president of South Korea comes to grovel and beg for aid from Dear Leader" or some shite.


skrayper
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re: N. Korea's invitation to S. Korea's president
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Nah it will be a dog and pony show for Kim. The NK media will spin it as "American running dog lackey president of South Korea comes to grovel and beg for aid from Dear Leader" or some shite.


Yeah, probably.

North Korea is one of those places that's like a train wreck spilling toxic chemicals. You don't want to go near it, but at the same time it's so over the top you keep expecting a comic book origin story to develop.


bamarep
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re: N. Korea's invitation to S. Korea's president
The good guys have effectively neutered fat boy.

You don't go from lobbing rockets and threatening the world to wanting to ice skate and hold hands together without somebody stepping on your flopper.


skrayper
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re: N. Korea's invitation to S. Korea's president
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somebody stepping on your flopper




There's an image...

Especially coupled with the previous one of ice skates...

-shudder-


bamarep
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re: N. Korea's invitation to S. Korea's president
Rocket man definitely got his Willie spanked by the good guys.


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TbirdSpur2010
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re: N. Korea's invitation to S. Korea's president
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somebody stepping on your flopper.


Fake news.

This implies he's working with enough tissue down there to produce a motion resembling a "flop."


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GetCocky11
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re: N. Korea's invitation to S. Korea's president
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kidnap the dude?


Not gonna lie, the thought crossed my mind for a split second.

Maybe James Franco and Seth Rogan can go rescue him.
This post was edited on 2/13 at 11:06 am


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lsu480
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re: N. Korea's invitation to S. Korea's president
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North Korea is one of those places that's like a train wreck spilling toxic chemicals. You don't want to go near it, but at the same time it's so over the top you keep expecting a comic book origin story to develop.


Worst analogy ever


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