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Let's Have Some Fun (in Honor of Fakeys)

Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:30 pm
Posted by RedStickBR
Member since Sep 2009
14577 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:30 pm
In the spirit of the Foxworthy schtick, fill in the blank:

If __________, you might be fake news.

1) If you leak Trump's tax returns without realizing he actually pays taxes, you might be fake news.
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31635 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:31 pm to
If you think nobody else was taking photos when the thing didn’t happen, you might be fake news.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78581 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:32 pm to
If you Literally Hitler you might be fake news.

If you have splooge on your tie, you might be fake news.

Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22079 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:33 pm to
If you employ a "journalist" named Jim Acosta asking ridiculously loaded questions, you might be fake news.
This post was edited on 1/17/18 at 9:38 pm
Posted by larry289
Holiday Island, AR
Member since Nov 2009
3858 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:36 pm to
If you someone says #$@%hole and you say Norway, you might be fake news.

If someone says a new library will not have presidential papers and you say then it must be a new Presidential library, you might be fake news.
Posted by RedStickBR
Member since Sep 2009
14577 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:37 pm to
If "shithole" is a dirty word but grown women wearing vagina hats is a beautiful sight, you might be fake news.
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
7937 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:55 pm to
If you present Elizabeth Warren as an American Indian, you might be fake news.
Posted by Douboy
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2007
4332 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:58 pm to
If Muh Russia is your saving grace, you are definitely Fake News.
Posted by larry289
Holiday Island, AR
Member since Nov 2009
3858 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:58 pm to
If you think Chelsea Manning running for office in Maryland is newsworthy, you might be fake news.
Posted by Douboy
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2007
4332 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:59 pm to
If you are jealous if Melania, you are Fake News.
Posted by geauxtigahs87
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2008
26267 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

Jim Acosta

Guy is insufferable
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32095 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 10:00 pm to
If you insist that a missing Boeing 777 flew into a black hole.....you might be CNN
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44017 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 10:01 pm to
If your anchors develop a case of the vapors any time Trump uses salty language behind closed doors, you might be fake news.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37521 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 10:03 pm to
If you are a gay Ole Miss fan, you might be fake news
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
32095 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 10:03 pm to
If you apologize to your viewers because MLK's nephew says something positive about POTUS......you might be CNN
Posted by Crimson1st
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2010
20212 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 10:08 pm to
If your initials are CNN...
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45752 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 10:08 pm to
If you cry on TV because you think America is doomed, you might be a sissy, er, fake news.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118761 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 10:11 pm to
If you think Michelle Obama has gorgeous arms you are fake news.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67079 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 10:14 pm to
If your source is an anonymous aid to a democrat or establishment republican, you might be fake news.
Posted by chickenpotpie
Member since Aug 2013
1161 posts
Posted on 1/17/18 at 11:00 pm to
If you get caught staging an event multiple times, you might be fake news.

If you film 2 "journalists" in "different locations" that have the same background shot, you might be fake news.
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