John Roberts was hospitalized last month after a fall

Did someone tell him that snitches get stitches?

Did he have a black eye?

Did someone replace him with a doppelgänger making all these terrible judicial determinations?

You hate to see it

He must have crossed her

Nah, it’s more likely the Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court, who was vetted and confirmed by the Senate, is a serial child molester who is likely going through adrenochrome withdrawals due to our Honorable President finally cracking down on the child rape cabal around the world.

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I bet he got the message, on how to vote

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Those are your people, not mine.

Ching Chong potato

"withdrawals"

Roberts is not the only one suffering from this.