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Joe Biden should pick Stacey Abrams as his VP as soon as possible to protect himself
Posted on 5/1/20 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 5/1/20 at 1:41 pm
Based on this article explaining the hypotheticals of how the Democrat establishment could spurn Biden during or after the convention, I decided to role play as Joe Biden.
I had a serving of tapioca flavoured pudding, sniffed a 12 year old's head (my dog Sir Winston) for inspiration, and got to work.
Conclusion: To best inoculate himself from the Dem establishment pushing him aside, Biden should tab Stacey Abrams as his VP pick as soon as possible.
Why?
Because the DNC removing Biden from the ticket and NOT making her the Dem nominee would outrage the strongest constituency of Democrats - black women. The power brokers would want to avoid this at all costs. Further, she's clearly not ready to be President, so the DNC would hesitate to remove Biden in favour of her in the first place. Therefore, tabbing her as his VP pick would best inoculate Joe Biden from removal as the Dem nominee by the power players in a smoke-filled room. He should do it as quickly as possible before the forces begin to form (or execute an already-formed) plan for his removal.
It's his best strategy to protect himself. He should also pledge to only serve one term during the unveiling process of Stacey Abrams.
I had a serving of tapioca flavoured pudding, sniffed a 12 year old's head (my dog Sir Winston) for inspiration, and got to work.
Conclusion: To best inoculate himself from the Dem establishment pushing him aside, Biden should tab Stacey Abrams as his VP pick as soon as possible.
Why?
Because the DNC removing Biden from the ticket and NOT making her the Dem nominee would outrage the strongest constituency of Democrats - black women. The power brokers would want to avoid this at all costs. Further, she's clearly not ready to be President, so the DNC would hesitate to remove Biden in favour of her in the first place. Therefore, tabbing her as his VP pick would best inoculate Joe Biden from removal as the Dem nominee by the power players in a smoke-filled room. He should do it as quickly as possible before the forces begin to form (or execute an already-formed) plan for his removal.
It's his best strategy to protect himself. He should also pledge to only serve one term during the unveiling process of Stacey Abrams.
This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 5/1/20 at 1:51 pm to SirWinston
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Joe Biden should pick Stacey Abrams
If Biden does pick her, I just pray to God that he doesn't sexually harass that poor girl.
Oh, wait. I forgot....
Please disregard this post.
This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 5/1/20 at 1:53 pm to KCT
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Please disregard this post.
one instance where rule breaking is encouraged
Posted on 5/1/20 at 1:54 pm to SirWinston
we should sure posts guesses.
it will be soon.
i hope to god its not mrs cliton.
it will be soon.
i hope to god its not mrs cliton.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 1:56 pm to SirWinston
That pick would leave a big gap in his electability
Posted on 5/1/20 at 1:57 pm to gthog61
quote:
Please disregard this post.
one instance where rule breaking is encouraged
Posted on 5/1/20 at 1:57 pm to SirWinston
if Leon Spinks had a daughter
Posted on 5/1/20 at 1:58 pm to SirWinston
Is that like shooting the “gap “?
Posted on 5/1/20 at 1:59 pm to KCT
If creepy Joe sniff checks that hairdo, he’s going to have to wipe his face off, which is a no-no in this Coronospheric times...
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:03 pm to Apollyon
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That pick would leave a big gap in his electability
I honestly laughed out loud.
I call her Fat Alberta. She's like the sister Fat Albert never had.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:05 pm to Pat Little
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Pat Little
Welcome to the board, 5/1/20.
Pretty sure the obama presidency already confirmed this, thanks
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:09 pm to SirWinston
It would also give Americans time to learn about this woman who can't balance her own checkbook but believed she should govern a state.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 2:57 pm to Erin Go Bragh
It's crazy that someone with 1/10th the actual achievements of Beto O'Rourke (and about 1/10th of his moderately good looks) is being considered at all for such a post.
Affirmative Action is real, ya'll...
Affirmative Action is real, ya'll...
Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:00 pm to SirWinston
There ain't nothing saving creepy Joe now. He might as well save face and concede to Bernie.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:02 pm to SirWinston
I don’t understand why anyone would want to be his running mate — yes it’s a VP position and they’re next in line but none of these people even supported him did they???
Posted on 5/1/20 at 3:12 pm to SirWinston
Abrams would be the least qualified person to ever run on a presidential ticket.
Posted on 5/1/20 at 4:07 pm to SirWinston
Quite brilliant Mr Winston
I like the way you think of politics.
Very Machiavelli
I like the way you think of politics.
Very Machiavelli
This post was edited on 5/1/20 at 4:09 pm
Posted on 5/1/20 at 5:43 pm to Apollyon
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Lol I know, she's hella gross
I don't care about her looks, she's dumb and corrupt.
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