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Innovative New Process Converts Plants Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows

Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:49 pm
Posted by TigerVespamon
Member since Dec 2010
7506 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:49 pm
Scientists have come up with an amazing new plant-based meat product that tastes exactly like the real thing! Our on-site reporter gets the scoop on exactly how they produce this incredible product.

YouTube (BLIND LINK)
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
18013 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:50 pm to
I’ve always told people that cows are the original grass burger.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109177 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:53 pm to
“Scientists” also said the clot shot was safe, so I’ll wait a bit before believing this new “science”.
Posted by Toomer Deplorable
Team Bitter Clinger
Member since May 2020
24857 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:57 pm to
“Brawndo’s got what plants crave.”

“Yeah, it's got electrolytes.”

“What are electrolytes? Do you even know?”

“It's what they use to make Brawndo.”

“Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?”

“‘Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.”


Posted by TigerVespamon
Member since Dec 2010
7506 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:58 pm to
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“Scientists” also said the clot shot was safe, so I’ll wait a bit before believing this new “science”.
Clearly, you didn’t watch the video.
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

”Scientists” also said the clot shot was safe, so I’ll wait a bit before believing this new “science”
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
25207 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:02 pm to
Makes perfect sense to me....
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109177 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:02 pm to
Not yet, in a bar so just giving my usual sarcastic response.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
82292 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:07 pm to

Amazing!

This is the kind of scientific breakthrough I can support.

Posted by Toomer Deplorable
Team Bitter Clinger
Member since May 2020
24857 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:10 pm to
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I don’t think it went over his head as much as he didn’t follow the link. In fairness to him, I followed the link fully expecting some convoluted nonsense about coprophagia from some addled-brain vegan.
This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 6:15 pm
Posted by AggieHank86
Texas
Member since Sep 2013
44345 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:15 pm to
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Innovative New Process Converts Plants Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows
DUDE, was it REALLY necessary to follow the link in order to understand this joke? Seriously?
Posted by Toomer Deplorable
Team Bitter Clinger
Member since May 2020
24857 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:23 pm to
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DUDE, was it REALLY necessary to follow the link in order to understand this joke? Seriously?


I think you severely underestimate the lack of reasoning behind many arguments made by vegan progs Hank.

This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 6:26 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
109177 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:24 pm to
My assumption was that the science itself was sarcastic, as cows eat the plants and then we eat the cows, thus we’re eating plants. I’ll watch when I get home.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:33 pm to
That's fricking brilliant. Totally sustainable, totally organic- all you need is cowboys, ranchers, etc.

Saddle up, libtards!
Posted by TigerVespamon
Member since Dec 2010
7506 posts
Posted on 12/27/22 at 1:17 am to
This post was edited on 12/27/22 at 1:47 am
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