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Innovative New Process Converts Plants Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:49 pm
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:49 pm
Scientists have come up with an amazing new plant-based meat product that tastes exactly like the real thing! Our on-site reporter gets the scoop on exactly how they produce this incredible product.
YouTube (BLIND LINK)
YouTube (BLIND LINK)
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:50 pm to TigerVespamon
I’ve always told people that cows are the original grass burger.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:53 pm to TigerVespamon
“Scientists” also said the clot shot was safe, so I’ll wait a bit before believing this new “science”. 
Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:57 pm to TigerVespamon
“Brawndo’s got what plants crave.”
“Yeah, it's got electrolytes.”
“What are electrolytes? Do you even know?”
“It's what they use to make Brawndo.”
“Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?”
“‘Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.”

“Yeah, it's got electrolytes.”
“What are electrolytes? Do you even know?”
“It's what they use to make Brawndo.”
“Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?”
“‘Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.”

Posted on 12/26/22 at 5:58 pm to PsychTiger
quote:Clearly, you didn’t watch the video.
“Scientists” also said the clot shot was safe, so I’ll wait a bit before believing this new “science”.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:01 pm to PsychTiger
quote:
”Scientists” also said the clot shot was safe, so I’ll wait a bit before believing this new “science”
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:02 pm to TigerVespamon
Makes perfect sense to me....
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:02 pm to TigerVespamon
Not yet, in a bar so just giving my usual sarcastic response. 
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:07 pm to TigerVespamon
Amazing!
This is the kind of scientific breakthrough I can support.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:10 pm to AggieHank86
quote:
I don’t think it went over his head as much as he didn’t follow the link. In fairness to him, I followed the link fully expecting some convoluted nonsense about coprophagia from some addled-brain vegan.
This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 6:15 pm
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:15 pm to Toomer Deplorable
quote:DUDE, was it REALLY necessary to follow the link in order to understand this joke? Seriously?
Innovative New Process Converts Plants Into Meat By Feeding Them To Cows
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:23 pm to AggieHank86
quote:
DUDE, was it REALLY necessary to follow the link in order to understand this joke? Seriously?
I think you severely underestimate the lack of reasoning behind many arguments made by vegan progs Hank.

This post was edited on 12/26/22 at 6:26 pm
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:24 pm to AggieHank86
My assumption was that the science itself was sarcastic, as cows eat the plants and then we eat the cows, thus we’re eating plants. I’ll watch when I get home.
Posted on 12/26/22 at 6:33 pm to TigerVespamon
That's fricking brilliant. Totally sustainable, totally organic- all you need is cowboys, ranchers, etc.
Saddle up, libtards!
Saddle up, libtards!
Posted on 12/27/22 at 1:17 am to Toomer Deplorable

This post was edited on 12/27/22 at 1:47 am
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