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If ICE Agents Show Up at Your Door
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:22 pm
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Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:22 pm to VoxDawg
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:46 pm to VoxDawg
Nice
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:47 pm to VoxDawg
I ask them to leave.
The only redeeming position by the far left is they want to abolish ice. I’ll support abolishing any government agency. Be it ice, dept of education, energy, irs, and all others.
The only redeeming position by the far left is they want to abolish ice. I’ll support abolishing any government agency. Be it ice, dept of education, energy, irs, and all others.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:49 pm to VoxDawg
quote:
If ICE Agents Show Up at Your Door
Don't open it without a warrant being presented.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:51 pm to Skeezer
Ask them if they're thirsty, and offer a beer. Then point them toward your most hated neighbors.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:52 pm to OchoDedos
Corona or Modelo?
Posted on 2/17/20 at 3:55 pm to VoxDawg
Don’t open without a warrant being shown? Just like when any other type of law enforcement knocks on your door.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:12 pm to VoxDawg
When ICE shows up, just act like you don’t speak English. They’ll get frustrated and leave.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:31 pm to BobABooey
Tell them to hop in your truck and take them for a ride to the Home Depot on Airline.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 4:43 pm to VoxDawg
CSB:
I arrive home after a long day.
Ms NC greets me at the door, obviously excited. Says "You'll never guess who came by today!" I say "Who?" She says "Homeland Security!"
I take a step back, "What did they want?"
She says "they wanted to tour the house!"
I say "you didn't let them in, did you?"
She says (bewildered) "Of course I did."
I say "Why would you do that?"
She says (still bewildered) "Because they liked our house. They want to film here."
I say (obviously concerned) "W-w-w-what? do they want to film?"
Ms NC says "You know . . . . for that Showtime series . . . . Homeland Security"
I say, "You mean Homeland"
She says "Yeah . . . . isn't that what I said?"
I arrive home after a long day.
Ms NC greets me at the door, obviously excited. Says "You'll never guess who came by today!" I say "Who?" She says "Homeland Security!"
I take a step back, "What did they want?"
She says "they wanted to tour the house!"
I say "you didn't let them in, did you?"
She says (bewildered) "Of course I did."
I say "Why would you do that?"
She says (still bewildered) "Because they liked our house. They want to film here."
I say (obviously concerned) "W-w-w-what? do they want to film?"
Ms NC says "You know . . . . for that Showtime series . . . . Homeland Security"
I say, "You mean Homeland"
She says "Yeah . . . . isn't that what I said?"
Posted on 2/17/20 at 5:02 pm to NC_Tigah
quote:Obviously your wife doesn't lurk tPoliBoard
I arrive home after a long day.
Ms NC greets me at the door, obviously excited. Says "You'll never guess who came by today!" I say "Who?" She says "Homeland Security!"
I take a step back, "What did they want?"
She says "they wanted to tour the house!"
I say "you didn't let them in, did you?"
She says (bewildered) "Of course I did."
I say "Why would you do that?"
She says (still bewildered) "Because they liked our house. They want to film here."
I say (obviously concerned) "W-w-w-what? do they want to film?"
Ms NC says "You know . . . . for that Showtime series . . . . Homeland Security"
I say, "You mean Homeland"
She says "Yeah . . . . isn't that what I said?"
Posted on 2/17/20 at 5:22 pm to FearlessFreep
quote:No, but she is very savvy.
Obviously your wife doesn't lurk tPoliBoard
That (and a coincident HS-related experience) is why I was taken aback, until I realized what was going on.
Afterwards, we both had a great laugh over the confusion.
This post was edited on 2/17/20 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 2/17/20 at 5:27 pm to VoxDawg
quote:
If ICE Agents Show Up at Your Door
I would show my military ID and remind them that it is not possible to be a commissioned officer without being a U.S. Citizen.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 6:48 pm to VoxDawg
Hand over my dog. I think her working visa expired years ago.
Posted on 2/17/20 at 10:13 pm to VoxDawg
This makes me think of the video of the guy picking up workers and driving them to the ICE HQ. They were pissed.
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