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I was just in a Covid-19 tested positive person's house

Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:05 pm
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:05 pm
I shite you not.


So our injured pet was in our neighbor's fenced in backyard. I was sent to retrieve it.

Our neighbor couldn't find the key to unlock the gate to the backyard. So she said I could walk through the house to get my injured pet. After that she informed me that her husband had tested positive for Covid-19. She told me not to touch anything and follow her through the house and into the backyard to get our pet. I held my breath and walked through the house. On the way back, my shoulder rubbed the refrigerator's handle. The fricking refrigerator's HANDLE! Probably the most touched thing in the house.

I went home and took a long hot soapy shower. (Gay!)

She said her husband was feeling fine. They went to the hospital for an unrelated reason, and while there he was tested and said he has the Covid.

I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't' have it. I think it's more likely they fricked up the test.

But if he does have it, what are the chances I will get it?
Posted by Redleg Guy
Member since Nov 2012
2536 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:06 pm to
Nice knowing you
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61289 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:06 pm to
Slab some hand sanitizer on your balls too.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9157 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:06 pm to
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She said her husband was feeling fine. They went to the hospital for an unrelated reason, and while there he was tested and said he has the Covid.



This says she is bullshitting you.
Posted by Jinks
Member since Apr 2018
555 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:07 pm to
Burn the clothes and wash the dog.
Posted by The Shed
Member since Mar 2019
816 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:07 pm to
None of this is true.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
16418 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Burn the clothes and wash the dog.

Then shite on their door mat
Posted by Steadmans Cheddar
Member since Dec 2019
1347 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:09 pm to
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I went home and took a long hot soapy shower. (Gay!)


Straight people don’t clean themselves = take of the year.
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9316 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:09 pm to
So the frick what. Worst case scenario, you contract it and have a cold for a few days. Jesus, people are fricking losing their minds. It's not a flesh eating plague or something.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
7526 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:10 pm to
There is no random testing for Covid-19. You have to have symptoms.
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
22781 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:10 pm to
quote:

This says she is bullshitting you


You obviously know nothing about Coronavirus. For most people it isn't really that bad.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:11 pm to
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None of this is true.

I altered the facts to protect the innocent.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79206 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:11 pm to
RIP + pics of soon to be single wife

Thanks
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
4755 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:13 pm to
You should go ahead and get the last rights just in case.
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9157 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

You obviously know nothing about Coronavirus


I know they don't test asymptomatic people
Posted by The Shed
Member since Mar 2019
816 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:16 pm to
So your neighbor let you walk through her house knowing her husband was positive for Covid 19? You need to find another trailor park ASAP.
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18184 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:18 pm to
Eat some aquarium filter medicine.
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
16306 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:18 pm to
Even Joe Biden can dodge the refrigerator handle.
Posted by Steadmans Cheddar
Member since Dec 2019
1347 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:21 pm to
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There is no random testing for Covid-19. You have to have symptoms.


Not being random doesn’t mean you have to have symptoms.

If you have money, you can have a test. Just look at entire NBA teams getting tests.
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 3/28/20 at 8:22 pm to
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On the way back, my shoulder rubbed the refrigerator's handle. The fricking refrigerator's HANDLE!


You gone.
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