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re: I Joe Biden a little girl I'm take out line CSB

Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:43 pm to
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
12197 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

I Joe Biden a little girl I'm take out line CSB
Dad and daughters looked 6-3y old


One was wearing ears baret

As soon as I got out I like your ears I realized I was headed Biden creeper status

Csb really disappointed in myself


What language is this?
Posted by 19
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Member since Nov 2007
33288 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 11:42 pm to
quote:

thelawnwranglers




quote:

really disappointed in myself


...as are we.
Posted by Knartfocker
Member since Jun 2020
1390 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 11:53 pm to
quote:

I Joe Biden a little girl I'm take out line CSB

Dad and daughters looked 6-3y old


One was wearing ears baret

As soon as I got out I like your ears I realized I was headed Biden creeper status

Csb really disappointed in myself


Did you forget to send DMs asking for pics of Bob and vagene?
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20684 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 12:17 am to
quote:

I Joe Biden a little girl I'm take out line CSB

I, Joe Biden.
A little girl.
I’m take out.
Line?
CSB.
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
4598 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 6:26 am to


Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
26097 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 6:36 am to
quote:

don’t look up CSB in the urban dictionary.


My brain hadn’t even caught up to think of doing that yet. Now I kind of want to?
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3442 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:23 am to
I’ve got many years experience working with people in mental health crises.

I Joe Bidened a little girl in the take-out line

A dad and his daughters were in the line with me waiting for takeout. The daughters looked to be between 3 and 6 years old. One was wearing barrettes which pulled her hair behind her ears. I started to chit chat and told the little girl “I like your ears”. As soon as the words came out of my mouth I realized I was in Joe Biden creeper territory. I hung my head in shame and came straight here to get my attention.

I think I got it pretty close to right.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
26097 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:28 am to

Just checking back to see if OP has sobered up yet.
Posted by Canada_Baw
Member since Dec 2017
2044 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:40 am to
CSB here = Came straight
Back. Dude told a little girl he liked her ears and then came straight back here to tell everyone
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57593 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:52 am to
quote:

Too much to drink?


Here's a GIF of the OP.

Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8145 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:03 am to
quote:

thelawnwranglers


Who would have thought TraitorJoe has a TD account.
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2981 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:04 am to
Hold up, let me get my Ovaltine decoder ring.
Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2170 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:18 am to
Are you admitting to hitting on a kid between 3-6 years old?
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3799 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:26 am to
He gets 2-5 years just for posting
Posted by 19
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Member since Nov 2007
33288 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:49 am to
Bump for OPs hungover arse to wake up and wallow in shame.
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
20264 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 9:51 am to
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38924 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 10:02 am to
quote:


I Joe Bidened a little girl in the take-out line

A dad and his daughters were in the line with me waiting for takeout. The daughters looked to be between 3 and 6 years old. One was wearing barrettes which pulled her hair behind her ears. I started to chit chat and told the little girl “I like your ears”. As soon as the words came out of my mouth I realized I was in Joe Biden creeper territory. I hung my head in shame and came straight here to get my attention.

I think I got it pretty close to right.


This but the barrettes had ears on them

So I was not talking about her real ears

Still felt Joe Biden creepy
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 10:04 am
Posted by riverdiver
Summerville SC
Member since May 2022
1357 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Dad and daughters looked 6-3y old One was wearing ears baret As soon as I got out I like your ears I realized I was headed Biden creeper status Csb really disappointed in myself


Is this supposed to be a Haiku?
Posted by Antoninus
Ravenna
Member since Sep 2023
1089 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 11:06 am to
quote:

I Joe Biden a little girl I'm take out line CSB
Dad and daughters looked 6-3y old


One was wearing ears baret

As soon as I got out I like your ears I realized I was headed Biden creeper status

Csb really disappointed in myself
What language is this, so I can use Google Translate?

Thx.
Posted by Antoninus
Ravenna
Member since Sep 2023
1089 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 11:20 am to
quote:

I’ve got many years experience working with people in mental health crises.

I Joe Bidened a little girl in the take-out line

A dad and his daughters were in the line with me waiting for takeout. The daughters looked to be between 3 and 6 years old. One was wearing barrettes which pulled her hair behind her ears. I started to chit chat and told the little girl “I like your ears”. As soon as the words came out of my mouth I realized I was in Joe Biden creeper territory. I hung my head in shame and came straight here to get my attention.

I think I got it pretty close to right.
I ran it through the "Illiterate and Drunk" translator, and got something very close to this.
quote:

I Joe Biden a little girl I'm take out line CSB
I acted in a creepy manner toward a little girl in a takeout line CSB (untranslatable, perhaps "Cool Story Bro")

Dad and daughters looked 6-3y old
In line before me were a Dad and two daughters, who appeared to be 3- and 6-years old.

One was wearing ears baret
One of the children was wearing a barrette in her hair with cute animal ears sticking up from it.

As soon as I got out I like your ears I realized I was headed Biden creeper status
I started to say "I like your ears" and immediately became concerned that my behavior might seem creepy to the Dad, who frightened me.

Csb really disappointed in myself
(untranslatable, perhaps "Cool Story Bro") I was very ashamed of my behavior and slunk away.
In all seriousness, this shite has gone too far, and some people are far too obsessed about this sort of thing.

That kid was wearing those ears because she was proud of them and thought it was fun. Telling her that you like the ears probably put a big smile on her face. It was a totally-innocent comment, and it made a child happy. I doubt that it bothered her Dad one iota, unless he is an over-sensitive nutcase like you.

Well, except for the fact that you were talking to his young daughter while obviously as drunk as Cooter Brown. THAT probably bothered him.
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 12:07 pm
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