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Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if I stopped paying my California taxes?

Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:18 am
Posted by The Funnie Five
Bluffington
Member since Feb 2019
3404 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:18 am
Not saying I am going to do it, but just hypothetically speaking.

Would the California version of the IRS garnish my check? Would I go to jail for tax evasion?

I won't do it but with shite like paying for healthcare for illegals and all that it makes it more and more upsetting to continue to give money to this state.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79241 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:21 am to
State income tax is different than the IRS brah.

But try it and report back.
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Hypothetically speaking, what would happen if I stopped paying my California taxes?


An MS13 gang banger would go hungry.
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
73892 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Would the California version of the IRS garnish my check?


This and bank levy you within 12mnths
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
15016 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:29 am to
I would imagine the state's website would have information somewhere about the tax laws and penalties. You may have to search around some but it's probably there.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30367 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:32 am to
You’d be denying illegals their entitlements. Jail for you breaking libs version of the law.
Posted by Rex Feral
Athens
Member since Jan 2014
11367 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:44 am to
Garnish your paycheck, take your bank account, and then put a lien on your property.

The IRS has 10 years to collect past due taxes after they've levied. I'd go ahead and file a return to get that started and then wait them out.
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 11:45 am
Posted by geauxturbo
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
4169 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Garnish your paycheck, take your bank account, and then put a lien on your property


The sweet sounds of Liberty!
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20418 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 10:56 am to
You will be sentenced to a stint in the Re-Education Camp for Non-Complicity near Oxnard. I heard Sultan is one of the guards there on weekends.
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 11:00 am
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32561 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:00 am to
Where in California are you? (Ball park)
Posted by BeefDawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
4747 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:09 am to
quote:

The Funnie Five

Get an out of state Trust attorney and open a Family Trust (an ABC living trust), and re-title all of your personal assets in the name of the Trust. House, cars, financial and investment accounts, etc. anything of value with a documented title or contract of ownership.

You might be able to do this with a Corporation if you're self-employed or a 1099 contractor, too.

Re-finance any lienholders you have with out of state financial institutions that aren't under California jurisdiction.

Open up an investment account with a fiduciary organization that isn't based out of California. Make sure they have an online platform that allows you to manage your account's cash flow, as well as some kind of check writing or electronic funds transferring capacity. Quite a few decent sized independent wealth management firms use large independent broker-dealers that have this capability.

Then transfer ALL your savings and checking to these accounts and close your bank accounts in California.

ACH/EFT all your paychecks into these accounts and make sure your employer pays them to your Family Trust, instead of you.

Change your state tax witholdings to "Exempt".

Not sure how they could come after you at this point because you essentially own nothing and make nothing after doing this. Your Trust, which isn't even under California jurisdiction, owns and is the fiduciary of everything. You're just a penniless Trustee of your Family Trust.
This post was edited on 6/11/19 at 11:11 am
Posted by Charm299
Member since Aug 2017
780 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:12 am to
That depends.what color is your skin?
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21920 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:22 am to
I stop paying mine when I moved back to Alabama

Posted by Load Toad
Haughton, LA
Member since Aug 2008
1934 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:23 am to
Bigger question, why do you live there?
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64070 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:26 am to
quote:

out of state financial institutions that aren't under California jurisdiction.



I imagine those are few and far between. And the lending institution would have to be making the loan to the Trust, not the individual. Those lending institutions are even more rare.
Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:28 am to
quote:

ACH/EFT all your paychecks into these accounts and make sure your employer pays them to your Family Trust, instead of you.



The state would garnish his wages and there would be few funds left paid out to the employee, regardless of where the employee keeps his money.
Posted by ljhog
Lake Jackson, Tx.
Member since Apr 2009
19074 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 11:31 am to
quote:

what would happen

confiscation of property and internment in a re-education camp for you. assignment to a labor camp for your family so they may better serve the state.
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13499 posts
Posted on 6/11/19 at 12:50 pm to
Prediction, this will not end to your liking unless you are a very high echelon member of the Democratic Party. I’m talking that if you call Nancy, your name appears on her phone high!
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