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Hosting a party with nothing but liberal guests

Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:19 pm
Posted by SirWinston
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Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:19 pm
We’re having a dinner party to celebrate SirWinston’s 13th birthday and already a leftist college professor who came over early to help with food made a crack in my direction about drinking bleach.

Advice on how I parry jabs like this? I’ve been tuned out of politics for 2 weeks bc I’m just not a fan of what GEOTUS has been saying lately.

Don’t know our talking points - would rather not have to resort to whataboutism about Biden. Please help amigos.
This post was edited on 4/25/20 at 6:21 pm
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17643 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:21 pm to
Place a Trump flag over your door for your guests to enter thru !
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48849 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:22 pm to
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Don’t know our talking points


We don't have talking points. We just win.

Kick him out of your bouncy house.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76093 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:22 pm to
Anyone who drinks bleach won’t die from Rona
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
79732 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

We’re having a dinner party to celebrate SirWinston’s 13th birthday and already a leftist college professor who came over early to help with food made a crack in my direction about drinking bleach.


"Why don't you show us how it's done."
Posted by TigerCruise
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Oct 2013
11898 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:23 pm to
Ask him if Joe knows what year it is
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
33922 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:24 pm to
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Hosting a party with nothing but liberal guests

I'm calling the Karen's
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:26 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/1/21 at 12:13 pm
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118489 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:26 pm to
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Anyone who drinks bleach won’t die from Rona



This is actually funny and good natured retort.
Posted by crazy4lsu
Member since May 2005
36311 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:26 pm to
quote:


Advice on how I parry jabs like this?


Make a wisecrack about making drinks with bleach. Honestly, I have no idea how you are an adult when you ask questions like this. Roll with the punches and don't get worked up about what other people do.
Posted by SOKAL
Member since May 2018
4124 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:27 pm to
Apologize for not having butt plugs to hand out as party favors.
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9076 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:28 pm to
Do they know your political leanings? If not, make jokes about immigration.

Something like, "crazy how this virus is everywhere. Times like this, I wish we were right about Trump stopping immigration a few years ago."
Posted by MeatCleaverWeaver
Member since Oct 2013
22175 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:28 pm to
As an icebreaker, I’d break out my AR-15 and ask them what they think about the optics.
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4568 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

a crack in my direction about drinking bleach.

Just tell him he's a moron b/c the prez didn't "tell" anyone to do anything. He asked the science guy if it was something they could look in to. Which is not really great either, but a far cry from telling people to do it or even telling said guy he should look in to it.

Ask him his thoughts on Tara Reade. Maybe show him the Larry King video.
Posted by Dale51
Member since Oct 2016
32378 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:30 pm to
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Hosting a party with nothing but liberal guests


Why?
Posted by stuntman
Florida
Member since Jan 2013
9076 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:31 pm to
Also, crack some jokes about government being in control of healthcare. Something like "Whew!! Thank God we didn't have single payer before Trump got in office. Could you imagine having him, or any Republican having a say over our healthcare decisions? Crazy!"

Gently plant those seeds, patriot.
This post was edited on 4/25/20 at 6:33 pm
Posted by MexicanTiger97
Member since May 2018
998 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:32 pm to
My brother drank bleach and has not gotten COVID-19. He really did. He was at a casino and went back to his room at the end of the night. He grabbed a bottle of water and started drinking it. His throat started burning immediately and he smelled the bleach. He took the bottle down to the front desk, and they called an ambulance. The doctor called the hotel and said he needed the bottle to determine how to treat it. The hotel said they did not have it. So he told them he was sending the police over and advised that they find it. Turns out both water bottles contained 12.5% bleach. Pretty messed up.
Posted by IslandBuckeye
Boca Chica, Panama
Member since Apr 2018
10067 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:32 pm to
SIAP but I would cough a big ball of phlegm in his face if I could work one up.
Posted by Speckhunter2012
Lake Charles
Member since Dec 2012
5747 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

Advice on how I parry jabs like this? I’ve been tuned out of politics for 2 weeks bc I’m just not a fan of what GEOTUS has been saying lately


Check out Thine Prepared Ani's recent post's.
Also DocRock had some good info regarding New Medical Procedures involving both Disinfectants and UV Light internally.

Lot's of New and Good Medical potential for these.
Posted by viceman
Huntsville, AL
Member since Aug 2016
30688 posts
Posted on 4/25/20 at 6:33 pm to
Just google some Biden quotes and you'll win every argument.
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