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re: Hitler liked women peeing on him during sex and was incestuous with niece
Posted on 5/3/21 at 1:52 pm to L.A.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 1:52 pm to L.A.
OK, time for a naughty joke:
4 nuns were killed in an auto accident and went to St. Peter at the gate to Heaven.
He asked Sister Ann: 'Have you ever had sex?'
Her: 'Well, I touched a man's penis once.'
Peter:'Go and wash your finger with the holy water and then you can enter.'
He asked Sister Mary: 'Have you ever had sex?'
Her: 'I once gave a man that I knew a hand job.'
Peter: 'Go wash your hand with the holy water and then you can enter.'
Suddenly a scuffle broke out between No. 3 and No. 4 in the line. Peter said to the woman cutting in line: 'What is wrong with you?'
Her: 'I don't want to gargle that holy water after Sister Margaret washes her butt with it.'
4 nuns were killed in an auto accident and went to St. Peter at the gate to Heaven.
He asked Sister Ann: 'Have you ever had sex?'
Her: 'Well, I touched a man's penis once.'
Peter:'Go and wash your finger with the holy water and then you can enter.'
He asked Sister Mary: 'Have you ever had sex?'
Her: 'I once gave a man that I knew a hand job.'
Peter: 'Go wash your hand with the holy water and then you can enter.'
Suddenly a scuffle broke out between No. 3 and No. 4 in the line. Peter said to the woman cutting in line: 'What is wrong with you?'
Her: 'I don't want to gargle that holy water after Sister Margaret washes her butt with it.'
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Posted on 5/3/21 at 1:53 pm to TheFolker
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Don’t care had sex.
Name checks out!
Posted on 5/3/21 at 1:53 pm to L.A.
This is basically where the lies about Trump started. They read psychoanalysis on Hitler and tried to liken it to Trump.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 1:59 pm to whiskey over ice
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whiskey over ice
Doesn't your shift at Oil Can Harry's start in about an hour?
Posted on 5/3/21 at 2:00 pm to L.A.
I thought we don't kink shame 
Posted on 5/3/21 at 2:02 pm to L.A.
Who believes this shite?
Posted on 5/3/21 at 2:03 pm to L.A.
Is that not normal?
Posted on 5/3/21 at 2:16 pm to L.A.
Well that's the last straw!
Posted on 5/3/21 at 2:28 pm to L.A.
I have read many,many books written by true historians regarding Hitler. This is the first that I have ever heard of the urinating stuff. I don't believe it. The situation with the niece has been known for years. I don't believe Hitler killed her. Hitler could have had someone shoot her maybe because of her trying to leave his Munich apartment. I believe that she probably shot herself. Regarding Eva Braun, Hitler and Eva were getting it on heavily at the Burgdorf. His doctor even gave him medicine so that he could keep up with the sex life. After all, she was much younger than he was. The one thing that I have seen over and over again is how much Hitler lied. He was an impulsive liar. His word was worthless and he often went back on everything he said, but he would often swear in one of his fits of rage that he had never told a lie in his life. He once told the German people: " Give me 10 years and you won't recognize Germany". That is one of the few things that he said that was truthful.
Now Goebbels was the real ladies man. He had many, many, many affairs. It was said that he could charm the women. Being over the film industry in Germany afforded him opportunities with the women that he brought in as actresses. Magda Goebbels and Hitler were close friends and she even went to Hitler about the many affairs. Hitler confronted Goebbels and told him to cut them out. Goebbels ended the affairs and the women's acting careers were over.
Now Goebbels was the real ladies man. He had many, many, many affairs. It was said that he could charm the women. Being over the film industry in Germany afforded him opportunities with the women that he brought in as actresses. Magda Goebbels and Hitler were close friends and she even went to Hitler about the many affairs. Hitler confronted Goebbels and told him to cut them out. Goebbels ended the affairs and the women's acting careers were over.
This post was edited on 5/3/21 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 5/3/21 at 2:30 pm to whiskey over ice
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Another day, another similarity between Trump and Hitler
How to spot Wartime Propaganda 101
Posted on 5/3/21 at 2:42 pm to L.A.
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Hitler liked women peeing on him during sex and was incestuous with niece
Those claims are about as accurate and well-substantiated as the rumor that Hitler had one testicle.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 2:44 pm to whiskey over ice
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Another day, another similarity between Trump and Hitler
you misspelled biden.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:03 pm to L.A.
How in the living frick can they know any of this with certainty?
If anything he was a homosexual like everyone on CNN. Deviant fricks.
If anything he was a homosexual like everyone on CNN. Deviant fricks.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:03 pm to L.A.
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This post was edited on 5/3/21 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:03 pm to L.A.
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This post was edited on 5/3/21 at 3:04 pm
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:03 pm to L.A.
Holy quadruple post!
This post was edited on 5/3/21 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:28 pm to Torqued Pork
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Weirdest of all, Hitler was a vegetarian.
My favorite retort to vegetarians.
"I'm a vegetarian!"
"Oh, yeah? So was Hitler."
Posted on 5/3/21 at 3:42 pm to Zach
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4 nuns were killed in an auto accident and went to St. Peter at the gate to Heaven.
He asked Sister Ann: 'Have you ever had sex?'
Her: 'Well, I touched a man's penis once.'
Peter:'Go and wash your finger with the holy water and then you can enter.'
He asked Sister Mary: 'Have you ever had sex?'
Her: 'I once gave a man that I knew a hand job.'
Peter: 'Go wash your hand with the holy water and then you can enter.'
Suddenly a scuffle broke out between No. 3 and No. 4 in the line. Peter said to the woman cutting in line: 'What is wrong with you?'
Her: 'I don't want to gargle that holy water after Sister Margaret washes her butt with it.'
Posted on 5/3/21 at 5:25 pm to L.A.
I heard hitler enjoyed cleveland steamers
Posted on 5/3/21 at 5:28 pm to L.A.
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Hitler liked women peeing on him during sex and was incestuous with niece
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden like little kids.
Incest?
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