re: Hillary Clinton in talks for professor role at Columbia University

"In talks"

Here is the meeting:

College President: "Thank you for considering a position at Columbia, Madame Secretary. Obviously, this position will be a prestige hire and we will not be requiring you to carry out the day to day responsibilities of a normal professor. What would you anticipate as being your role here at Columbia?"

Hillary: "After I leave this meeting, the shade of my cankles shall never again hit the campus. You will establish my position as professor filing the appropriate paperwork with the IRS designating me as an employee. Twice a week, a car will pull up behind the administration building. The driver will get out of the car and remove two large duffle bags full of cash. You are to designate a person to retrieve these bags and their contents are to be deposited into several different bank accounts that are held by the university. The lump sum totals of these deposits is to then be paid to me as my salary."